So I Was Just Gonna Put It In Dream Log But I Think It's Kinda Funny

So I was just gonna put it in dream log but I think it's kinda funny

So what happened was I was supposed to get married to this one guy (I think he was supposed to be a king or sum) ig and like I didn't want to get married so I was going to run away and like one of the ladies that work for him saw me and was kinda giving me a look like (don't run away) but like I was finna run anyway so like I ran and like I was gonna go upstairs (idk why) like I was just tryna go but then I heard him like yelling or sum and like this dude was coming after me (like bro can't you just marry someone else like it's really not that deep) but yeah I was gone....UNTIL bro actually started chasing me when i tell you my soul left entirely tell me why when I looked back bro was coming full speed in my direction I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD I ain't gone even lie I have never been chased like this ts is TERRIFYING idk bruh like I couldn't even run anymore like I was so mortified I just gave up and let bro catch me I just excepted my fate like bro I was crying so hard like wtf its not even about the marriage anymore it's about the speed he was going at like what? I have NEVER oh yeah so he did catch me but idk what he said he was just yelling at me ALSO it's the fact that when I was getting chased one of the ladies yelled 'STOP!!'........👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀FYM STOP THERE IS A GROWN MAN COMING IN MY DIRECTION bro I'm not even gone lie when he was chasing me I felt like I was dying like I literally have never been that scared I'm so serious like bro is the marriage THAT important bro ts was crazyyyyy (visual representation of what my face looked like when I saw him right behind me)

Oooh plz let me shift before the red one comes plz let me shift before the red one comes plz let me shift before the red one comes plz let me shift before the red one comes plz let me shift before the red one comes plz let me shift before the red one comes plz let me shift before the red one comes🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Ok I'm not tweakin cause who TF is flying a airplane or helicopter rn like I just woke up and it sounded like that bitch was finna crash into my house see if I ever flew a helicopter in my DR it would be demure cause unt unt 👀👀👀👀😒

Wait I just realized (ok lemme be delusional rq) in a different post I was talking about my s/o and then after that I kept seeing like posts about him so I just gonna say it's a sign because I'm so delusional🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Do you ever just be chillin and be like damn what they doing on Tumblr💀💀💀💀 like I would be scrolling on tiktok or sum shi and be like .....damn what they doing over there like lmaooo IM LIT ASF RN I just found out they have full odd squad eps on YouTube like damn I could've just watched ts on YouTube instead of just waiting till it comes on the TV like SAY LESS I was finna go snatch my mom's wig off for changing the channel like holon I'm tryna see what's coming on after this but shiii (I ain't gone lie soundcheck would've had to run my fade cause if I had a car and the tires disappeared maaaannn somebody gone have to catch these hands like fuck you mean the song took away my wheels also if there were four suns I think I would actually die from how hot it is I ain't gone lie)

(nothing just thoughts)

Idk if it's because I barely go outside but why is Everytime I gts (go to sleep) somebody tryna date me like I just had 2 guys arguing or me like idk why though like I'm not gonna lie but....bro I'm mid ASF well idk maybe I'm not but like I'm just finding inner peace but like I don't really fit into beauty standards that much ig so like idk like it feels weird why are these random guys here like what's going on or maybe it's because im also funny in my dreams like I'm honored but my bf is in the next reality over so I gotta go