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You Are Truly Bilingual Only If You Can Count In More Than One Language
You are truly bilingual only if you can count in more than one language
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Ein gutes deutsches Fantasy Buch?
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere


i wasn’t joking

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR FANFICTION WRITERS *eternally grateful for them sharing their amazing writing skills*