Just Wanted To Keep It Handy

Just wanted to keep it handy

Hunter x Hunter Incorrect Quotes Part 1

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Gon: I’m gonna die alone.

(Y/n): Gon, you’re not gonna die alone.

Gon: Killua, was my safety net, okay? He got married and now I have to get a snake.

Leorio: Uh-huh. Why is that?

Gon: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Gon: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.

Gon: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

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Gon: What do we think of (Y/n)?

*pause*

Killua: *sighs* Nice pal.

Zushi: I think they're gay.

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Killua: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

(Y/n): Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Leorio: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

(Y/n): I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Gon: Did you burn an orange too? How???

(Y/n): Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Leorio: Are you laughing at that video of (Y/n) and Killua fighting?

Gon: No.

Gon: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Gon: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

(Y/n): Milfs.

Leorio: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Gon: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Killua: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Killua: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Leorio: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fck.

Gon: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Gon: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Killua: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

(Y/n): What? No! It isn't!

Killua: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Leorio: Killua...

Killua: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Leorio: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Killua: GON, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Gon: The word milf has been ruined for me.

(Y/n): THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Leorio: Y'all are dumbasses.

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Killua: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

(Y/n): We got spring water

Killua: NO.

Gon: with EXTRA minerals

(Y/n): it's like licking a stalagmite

Killua: DON'T COME HOME.

Gon: Mmmmm cave water

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Killua: (Y/n) and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Gon: *Sighing* What did (Y/n) do?

Killua: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

(Y/n): Who wants a steering wheel?

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Step-dad bakugo breeding kink part 2.

cw: stepcest, breeding kink, daddy kink, age gap, infidelity // 18+ mdni, fem!reader

part 1

ever since filling you up that drunken night on the couch, bakugou becomes addicted to fucking you completely sober, too.

some may call the first time it happened an unfortunate mishap, perhaps even an accident to some extent, however katsuki is already hooked after a single taste.

and much to his surprise, it seem that you are, too.

it's the way how you offer him the googly eyes not a moment after you step foot out of your bedroom the next morning, that has him thinking that. how hearts are literally lighting up inside your pupils like that damn effect which you've shown him trending on social media a while back, your pretty eyelashes fluttering; driving him batshit crazy every time your gazes meet as he drinks his coffee and eats his breakfast instead of taking the fuck off like the smart man he claims to be.

it's how you bend over as dramatically as you're able whilst rummaging through the fridge then, dressed in the tiniest pyjama shorts he's ever seen a woman wear before turning to smile at him over your shoulder because you just know he's watching. it's all of that.

you're insufferable, you make him want to claw at the walls even if his nails are blunt. and god, you're just so young. so ditzy and vigorous that you make him feel alive again by turning him into a leech for the thrill only young pussy can give to a man like him. i mean, how can he possibly resist slamming you again, when you're right there; throwing yourself at him in the middle of his fancy kitchen?

so he doesn't resist. no, instead, bakugou sighs as if it's a chore to indulge you as he pushes up from his favourite chair that he never allows you to sit on and walks over to where you're standing; still smiling that wretched grin that makes him want to slam his cock down your throat deep enough to wipe it off your lips. he shakes his head as if it's a bother to bend you over the kitchen counter and give you exactly what you're so shamelessly asking him for. he grunts as if it's a burden for him to fuck you stupid and make you cry for your daddy by the end of it.

but that's not what he actually thinks of the entire thing, of course not. no, because weeks pass, and yet he spends them all by continuing to slam you stupid on every single flat surface inside his home - the big, enormous house with plenty of room, and tables, and desks, and sofas, and counters, and beds; all of which he pays for with his sky-high pro hero salary and doesn't mind breaking at all.

and speaking of that, he also doesn't particularly care if you're on birth control or not either - never even asks if you are. the fact that there is a possible risk of him knocking you up is not important, because all that matters is taking you raw over and over again; getting the full experience of just how sickeningly sweet his little girl's cunt can be.

how your walls can squeeze him in a way his wife's can't as he fucks you amongst the stupid plushies in your new bedroom; how your grip turns so fucking tenacious that it feels like you're going to milk him dry whenever you become undone and he has to use those skilled, scar-riddled hands to paw at all of your trembling pieces before assembling you back together. how he gets to leave a mark behind after it - gets to watch his cum leak out of you, as well as the way you frantically squeeze your thighs together to keep it from spilling out of your abused hole every single time.

and fuck, he smirks whenever you do that: panic and try to push him off the moment he pulls out. you're nasty and filthy - letting him pound the shit out of you with zero protection and stuff you full with his cum, sure, but you're also weak; easy for him to manipulate you into letting him do just that, and to tease you about it, too.

especially when you're scared of your own mother coming home to find you like this, when you're so fucking afraid of the possibility of having to explain the mess on your bed sheets to her, because there's never a boy there to cause it in the first place. the only man that's allowed inside the house is your handsome stepdaddy, after all.

and much to your misfortune, he's more of the provocative sort.

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