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tf2 community i am. in tears

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

things that are better than romance and sex:

pursuing a job you like,

gaining knowledge,

answering right in class,

starting and doing your hobbies,

pets,

animals not just the pet kind, like elephants,

tv shows with family found trope or platonic one,

movies, especially 2000s movies

hanging out with friends,

those moments when you feel happy and just content and never want it to end,

playing with your pet since i like pets, they’re my babies, all of them,

opening gifts on Christmas eve,

getting ready for anything or just cause,

listening to music,

opening the window in summer and the cold breeze of air hits you while you’re all cozy under the blanket,

playing sims 4,

making and completing a list,

passing a test/exam you did your best on,

being told any compliment,

babies/kids smiling at you,

pets being happy you came home,

meeting your favourite celebrity,

attending a concert,

buying new clothes that you love,

putting on makeup,

fulfilling your biggest dreams,

dance parties,

seeing a sunset, a rainbow or anything of that sort (so pretty),

finishing a show or a book and feeling like it ended perfectly,

buying toys you liked as a kid,

plushies,

having those „i can’t stop laughing” moments,

feeling fulfilled after a long day and giving your best,

being kind to a stranger and vice versa (a stranger being kind to you and making ur day).

and so much more…

Well, for no actual reason, tf2 × Alice in Wonderland AU!!

also this ans this🤏

mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

Source | Day 66

quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

Art Pelo made for a cosplay

FOR THE LAST TIME

👏 APOSTASY is the rejection of a faith after having professed it;

👏 HERESY is selective belief in only some of the tenets of a faith one professes, or belief in tenets contrary to those of a faith one professes;

👏 BLASPHEMY is derogation of the honour due to God.

Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

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shout out to the aros, aces, and aroaces in relationships who feel like they don't belong in allo or ace/aro spaces because of it

does anyone else feel both alloaro and alloace or is that just me

When people say acephobia doesn’t happen in the queer community😒

This is cinema actually

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture