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ugh look at him, i wanna sit on his nose, i mean what?

school has been beating the dog SHIT outta me, i been thinkin about you tumblr 🥲

UHMM CHRISTOPHER OWEN???

THE DICK HANGING LOOSE?? EXCUSE ME?!?!/

slut

UHMM CHRISTOPHER OWEN???

THE DICK HANGING LOOSE?? EXCUSE ME?!?!/

slut

ugh i love men. (when they aren’t getting on my nerves) 😩

GOJO THEE STALLION

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“you only want it because it’s pink”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Yes, And? 🎀

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dirty gainer

THE HAPPY TRAIL?? THE HANDS?? THE SMILE?? PUT ME DOWNNNNN

HES SO FINE HES SO FINE IM BITING MY FIST

its giving “just gave my gf the best backshots of her life at nine am and walked upstairs to get her breakfast while shes in the bath” GRRRR LET ME OUT

sorry if this is mean, but GAWD DAYUM

sukuna the type to say “i’m gonna touch you” and leave the scene

This is hows i looks bringing my stuff animal to the function

gir myspace icons :3

how tf do i block tags :(

Bros built like the thing hiding under your bed, he's what lurks in the dark, he owns a white windowless van, he is single milfs 5km away, bro is the man in your closet, he's the guy you see when it's dark and objects look like people, my man invented STRANGERS DANGER, typa fella to step on your heels when you walk, looks like the boogy man, he would send you Josh Hutcherson whistle edits.

⌕ jujutsu kaisen - choso.

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⌕ jujutsu kaisen - choso.

like or reblog if you save/use.

⌗︙・jerking off virgin choso ⸜⸜・

i have been so many people talking about how choso doesn't shave and i want to give my perspective on that.

choso doesn't know why you're looking at him like that. he heard that women like when men walk without their shirt on but he never thought you would be into it.

"do you like my abs?" he asks, sounding completely confused. you laugh at him, telling him that it's because of his abs. but your gaze is completely focused on the happy trail running down to his pants. his sweatpants are hanging a bit lower than they should, giving you a perfect view.

"come here, choso." you tell him, your finger doing the 'come here' motion. his cheeks turn red, just a goofy motion makes him hot all over. he stops right in front of you, his crotch right in your face. you paw at the elastic of his pants, eyes on the hairs under his belly again. you lol your tongue out, licking at his happy trail while you look him right in the eyes.

"what are you do-?" he can't even finish the question because you push his pants out, taking his cock in your mouth. he's long, not the longest, but surely thick. his cock is hidden in between black hairs on the base of his cock. you would normally be disgusted but knowing he's never done this before, makes you wet. you move your hand up and down his shaft,making him choke on the air. he's breathing heavily, trying to conceal the moans that try to get out of his throat.

"you like this?" you ask him, your hand cupping his balls. you massage his ball sack while stroking his shaft. you have tricks in your sleeve that will make him cum right away but you want to tease him. unfortunately, teasing a virgin like choso gives opposite results. he whines like a puppy before cumming all around your hand. you blink few times, confused at how fast he came.

"that was fast." you say. it's not that you're disappointed, you just wanted to play with him a little longer.

"are you mad?" he asks, still out of breath. you shake your head but he sees your expression. he takes your hand again, pressing it right on his cock.

"let's do this again, please. i will last longer. just touch me again."

telling bully! connie to ‘leave you alone!’ because he won’t stop making fun of you for carrying books around everywhere.

bully! connie who likes to come up behind you when you drop a book or pen and dry hump you like a dog, howling and moaning loud just to embarrass you while his friends laugh.

you hate how bully! connie always yells at you in the hallway. the shouts and yells of ; “all that body just to be wasted”, “i bet she reads all about fucking huh?” “she’s ready for a poundin’!”

bully! connie who thinks it would be oh so funny to ask you to prom, to watch you be so happy and ready to go out with him, just so he can leave you all alone at your front porch.

when bully! connie approaches you with a big pink poster asking, “will you go to prom with me?” you smile and laugh at the advance, so happy that connie finally changed his mind about you. you answer with a sweet “yes!”

bully! connie insists that before he takes you out, he must fuck your brains out, to make sure you’re the right fit for him.

once bully! connie gets you in the back of his cadillac, he makes you cum atleast twice, taking so many videos of you two, your cute moans in the back.

after bully! connie cleans you all up, he realizes he likes you. that you weren’t just someone with no feelings. that you were someone with a sweet heart and a good soul.

bully! connie decides to hold out on his prank. that he was gonna take you to prom and parade you along, that he was done being your bully, but rather your boyfriend.

could you do a plug! eren x reader where eren gets super overprotective 🩷

yesss ofc! im sorry this took a while i just had to get some damn motivation 😭 i been slacking.. my bad pookies!

his hands stayed wrapped around your waist as you walked through the mall, he promised to take you on a shopping spree. and right now the only thing you really needed were shoes— so foot locker it was.

it was like eren could sense all the stares you were getting, in his eyes those tiny ass the shorts you wore barely covered up anything.. (he was just being dramatic, the shorts weren’t that tiny but he still hated them.) he made a mental note to toss the shorts out as soon as you two made it home.

he tried getting you to change before you guys even arrived at the mall, but of course you weren’t going to listen to him— you never did. that’s one of the characteristics he loved about you but that didn’t make it any less annoying.

when you finally reached the famous shoe store, you couldn’t hide your excitement. you’d always been a sneaker head after all, always having the newest pair of dunks or jordan’s, a lot of people envied you because of it honestly, but oh well.

you couldn’t resist snatching out of eren’s hold and practically running towards the shoes on display. the dunks that you’d been wanting for months finally dropped, and you just had to get them before they sold out.

“ma you know how i feel ‘bout you walkin’ off on your own,” he made his way back over to you, annoyance evident on his face. eren hated when you did this, he wanted(needed) to be by your side at all times. why couldn’t you understand that?

“im sorry babyyy, i just really need to check if they have my size!” you bent over to take the shoe off the rack— completely forgetting that your shorts were the type to rise up when you did so.

you didn’t think too much about it and stayed in your current position— throughly inspecting the shoe. the color looked better online but shit, it was still cute.

eren eventually got tired of standing, he knew how you got when it came to shoes. he’d be standing there for a whole damn hour fucking with you, so he just sat down on one of the benches used to try on shoes.

he always got so bored coming to stores with you because you always tuned him out and wandered off on your own. you were addicting to shopping and even more addicted to shoes.. the only thing he could do was sit down and go on his phone, since you’d clearly be taking forever.

you were so focused on the baby blue shoes that you hardly even noticed anyone’s presence behind you, turns out one of the workers had been eyeing you for quite a while now.. waiting for his chance to make a move. your beauty caught him off guard and he knew he couldn’t let a fine thing like you just walk away.

“hello welcome, did you need help with- oh god damn..”

that was enough to finally get eren’s attention off his phone as his eyes snapped towards the scrawny dude licking his lips— enjoying the sight of your shorts working against you.

with a low chuckle your man stood from his seat, slowly inching towards you to make his presence known. he snatched you by your waist— easily causing your form to straighten out. he took his eyes off you for one second and you’re bent over with them little ass shorts on?

he had half a mind to just fuck you right here and now to let all these muh’ fucka’s know who you belong to, but luckily he had enough self restraint.

“i’ll kill you right now man, ion even play like that. better walk yo’ ass on somewhere,” eren slightly lifted his black tee— flashing his gun that was strapped on his waist. he roughly yanked you behind him so the fucker wouldn’t dare to look at you again, and the only thing you could do was let him.

not that you would’ve resited anyway, you loved when eren got aggressive like this (not that you’d ever admit it).

“o-oh that’s you? i apologize i didn’t-“

“’fuck up talkin’ to me yo, you got five seconds to walk away before i put a bullet in you.” one death glare from eren was enough to send the worker running off in fear.

you stayed silent because you knew better than to say anything when he got like this, you were in for it once you got back home.. that’s for sure.

“fuck those shoes, we’re leaving. and as soon as we get in the car i want them shorts off,”

i need them ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡