Oh God

Oh God

FILTER IS CHOREOGRAPHED BY SOMEONE WHO DOES LATINO DANCES? ABORT MISSION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. A FREAKING LATINO DANCE??? I WAS EXPECTING SEXY BUT NOT THAT SEXY!!! IT’S OVER FOR US!!!!!  RIP.

This guy and his accidents are gonna kill me..

blood sweat & tears (2016) // on (2020)

Blood Orange

This is a spinoff/sequel to Inferno, which takes place in the Brimstone universe, which has a whole bunch of sequels and spinoffs, but all you really need to know is this: Jimin is an incubus and fruit grown in hell has big aphrodisiac properties.

Summary: Being invited to a party in hell ends up a lot more fun than you’d expected.

Warnings: WELL, feral Jimin is a lot, aphrodisiacs like in Pomegranate seeds, incubus semen is like its own aphrodisiac so there’s that, oral sex (f. receiving, m. receiving, unprotected sex, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, it’s all feral

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Dating a demon definitely had its upsides and downsides.

Being in hell at a demon birthday party…might be one of the downsides.

Hell itself is a lot less terrifying than it appears. I mean sure, there’s a throne that might be made of human skulls in the corner, decorated with party hats, and it’s awfully warm despite the air conditioner in Taemin’s mansion, but otherwise it’s a pretty swanky place.

Jimin’s friend, the one Taemin had called Persephone, was celebrating her 21st (well, 2100, but who’s counting) and you’re glad to see Taemin smiling with the pretty girl on one arm and a blushing boy on the other, since the last time you’d seen him he’d been a bit distraught.

But you’re also feeling very out of place. Besides the boy, Jungkook, you’re the only human there, and things feel a bit awkward.

Jimin stays by your side for an hour but you can tell he’s restless, not having spent much time below since you started dating. You smile at him and encourage him to mingle, but when he does, you feel oddly adrift.

It’s kind of fun to people watch (demon watch?) though, like catching a tipsy Taemin nip at Jungkook’s ear and Jungkook turning a brilliant shade of violet. Jimin and Perspehone reminiscing about their younger years, you catching bits and pieces.

“Remember when you seduced Charon and we took a joyride on the ship?” and “That was you, not me!” being the most memorable.

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Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

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