Tw - Sex Doll Au, Implied Dub/con, Unhealthy Relationships, Possessive Behavior, And Generally Depraved

tw - sex doll au, implied dub/con, unhealthy relationships, possessive behavior, and generally depraved behavior.

You're starting to wonder if you should've gotten a different pair.

You knew what you were getting into when you decided that, of all the androids in Teyvat's stock, you were going to be one of the few brave souls that dared to put two members of the Akademiya Collection that weren't Tighnari and Cyno under the same roof. The salesperson had cringed as you made your selection, your more tech-savvy friends pursed their lips and asked if that was really for the best, and you couldn't mention your specific preferences on any public message board without being berated off the platform entirely. You didn't care, thought. The heart wants what it wants, and apparently, your heart wanted two burnt-out post-grads to rail you into next week.

That's what you told yourself until you got Alhaitham and Kaveh home, at least.

The bickering, you were prepared for. You weren't surprised by the constant passive-aggression, the subtle pokes at Alhaitham's arrogance and Kaveh's bleeding heart, and you managed to stomach it the first time your dreams of a multi-major threesome were dashed because Kaveh mentioned some ancient philosophical principle and Alhaitham couldn't resist the opportunity to correct his wording and you were left bouncing yourself on Alhaitham's cock while he dispassionately flipped through a textbook you haven't opened since you were an under-grad. Minor hiccups, nothing you couldn't forget about when Kaveh buried his face between your thighs or Alhaitham split you open on his fingers while reading your latest research paper aloud, denying you an orgasm for every grammatical error. That part, you wouldn't trade for the world.

The jealousy, though - you could live without that. You've heard that there's supposed to be fail-safes for this kind of thing, measures the developers take to make sure any companion droids can co-exist without tearing each other apart, but their mutual distaste seems strong enough to overwhelm whatever barriers their creators put in place. You've lost count of the number of times there's been a false-alarm in some other part of your apartment while you're on your knees at Alhaitham's feet, how many times Alhaitham's flawless hardware has suddenly 'malfunctioned' while Kaveh has your ankles propped on his shoulders.

Not getting laid, you can deal with, but it's a little hard to be so forgiving when Kaveh spends the better half a day pouting because you took Alhaitham to work and left him at home, when Alhaitham deletes your registered commands from his memory bank because you had the nerve to take Kaveh to a farmer's market that that he'd rather die than step foot in. You've tried to be fair, to divide your time evenly, but they're not happy with that, either. Neither of them would ever say it out loud, but it's clear enough that they both want to be the center of your attention. It'd be cute, if they weren't so spiteful.

The only thing worse than their jealousy is when they put aside their spitefulness, their petty arguments, and decide to agree on the only thing they can ever agree on: that their beloved 'master' should be the one to make up for all those hours of neglect. It's a little like your fantasies, but not quite; your chest pressed against Alhaitham's Kaveh's chin resting on your shoulder, the former inside of you while the latter whispers sweet-nothings against the curve of your throat. It's more violent than anything you ever would've expected from two men so scholarly, more aggressive - teeth buried in your skin, bruises in the shape of their palm painted across your thighs, fingers forcing their way past your lips whenever you so much as consider using your safe-word. You're left strung-out for hours after they're done with you, and Kaveh's free to press himself against your side while Alhaitham tries to pass himself off as the caretaker he so clearly isn't. It's the only time they don't waste their breath on bickering. It's the only time they ever get along.

It's the only time you don't have the strength to focus on anything but your two precious, precious androids.

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Deep Learning Season 26 Episode 4 Thoughts

**SPOILERS**

-I think the only important thing about this episode was this.

Also this (look at their faces, aren't they adorable?)

And this

Nothing else

-Okay but in all seriousness, this episode was actually really good imo. We got Creek background scenes, more Bebe, more Stan, more of Clyde (being stupid) along with Wendy and Mr. Garrison. This episode was just filled with my favorite characters.

-I don't really have any opinion on Stendy, I think they're okay and I think they're better off as friends but I was actually hoping this would be a Stendy episode, which it was.

-I'm so confused though. I know they're only in what, fourth or fifth grade, they're just dumb kids, but why are Clyde and Stan so instinct on being with Bebe and Wendy if they don't even want to talk to them. Like look at Creek and then look at Stendy and Clybe. In that last picture, Craig and Tweek are actually talking to each other while for the majority of this episode, Clyde and Stan only communicated with their girlfriends with that dumb AI bot. Like don't get me wrong, Clyde and Stan are two of my favorite characters but... like... WHY?? (Also I'm not trying to start a ship war or anything by comparing Creek with Stendy and Clybe, I'm just sharing an observation)

-Also for everyone who's ever thought that Stan and Clyde would be friends because of Wendy and Bebe, this was your episode.

-Out of this four ships that are possible with those four characters, I'd rank my preferences with Bendy first, then Clybe, then Styde, then Stendy.

- MR. GARRISON!! OMG you guys do not know how much I love him. He's literally such a bad person but I still love him. Also he's still together with Rick, aww isn't that nice?? (let's just ignore the fact that Rick was just as bad as a boyfriend as Stan was)

-That whole montage with Stan and Wendy was hilarious but my favorite scene had to be this one

He's really out here doing the bare minimum (also if I didn't love Steek so much, I would totally make this my pfp)

-Also what is with his dumb walk lol???

-Also isn't it cute how Stan included Kyle in his AI story??

-And then he did Mr Mackey-

-And Cartman-

-And just think about that last scene, how did it occur to Stan that he should use the same exact thing that caused the problem he was in the first place to solve said problem??? Like I know it worked but he really doesn't have a lot going for him up there does he?

-In conclusion, I got an episode with kids being kids, Stan and Clyde being dumb, Creek background scenes, my two favorite girls, my favorite adult and a dumb plot line. I'm actually really happy.

-But just imagine if Clyde leaves Craig's gang now after he's seen interacting with Stan. Now Craig's gang is just... Craig and Tweek lol. Losers. I guess maybe Kevin can start hanging with them.

-Anyway, I'm still waiting on that Tweek episode. We did good with the amount of background scenes Tweek had but I'm going to need more than that.

Still manifesting...

THE WAY I NEED THIS MAN SFMLKFS

Guys... I want Naoya to breed me. I want to ride him. I want him to spank me. Calls me a good dirty slut. Call me his good girl. A good dog idc anymore. I want him to eat my pussy in front of the Zenin clan so they will know that I'm his. This is nasty but I want him to fuck me in front of Choso 🤭 I want Noaya to lick me as many as he wants and we could take a bath in a tub together while making out and fingering me. Lastly, I want to pamper this man with a lot of kisses 🥺

A little idea a yandere who is staying at the manor of a business associate, finds a sweet little nervous servant who was sent to attend to them and 'entertain' them. Naturally the yandere decides that this sweet and so very very terrified darling needs to be rescued of course and that they belong perfectly right by their side.

I feel like childe would definitely do that but it could fit plenty others

tw - implied non//con, unbalanced power dynamics, obsessive behavior, and manipulation on all-fronts.

childe would definitely do that, tho. we just have to wonder who he'd do it to.

one of the other harbingers, most likely - someone with a big enough estate to have servants to spare, like pierro or capitano, but lacking the human empathy it'd take to not throw the aforementioned servants to the wolves, like dottore or marionette. pantalone's probably the most likely offender. he's in the best position to enjoy the generous wealth his position affords him, and he takes pride in maintaining an extensive staff, in having a thorough enough grasp of his fellow harbinger's weaknesses to know exactly what type of bait it takes to get them in his debt. childe, of course, practically throws himself at pantalone's hook.

he's like a man starved; desperate to dig his teeth into the first soft, trembling thing his eyes land on. it helps that you've always been particularly soft, always trembling and tripping over your words, clearly intimidated by the blood-thirsty superiors you've been tasked to serve but too scared to try and squirm your way out of pantalone's iron-clad contracts. he can hear you two through the walls - childe's saccharine promises to take you away from this awful place and your whimpered pleas to be left as you are, miserable but safe. he's intercepted a few of childe's letters to you, grinned to himself as he tried to make sense of childe's delusional mantas of protection and warmth and domestic bliss, and while you never write back (the little temptress as you are, keeping your admirer deprived of your affection), he's seen fit to pen a few responses of his own, to ask that his junior find another hobby beyond harassing one of pantalone's favored servants and ignite childe's more territorial instincts while flaunting one of his most precious possessions.

it feels like a bygone conclusion when, after months of careful teasing, he finds you limping out of childe's guest chambers, your uniform torn and your cheeks tear-stained. he's a reasonable man, so he reacts reasonably; taking you by the collar and calling childe to his office, keeping you perched on the edge of his desk as he goes on at length about how, while he does loathe the dismissal of such a loyal servant, he may be able to part with you. for a fair price, of course.

a price that, if childe does truly love you, he'd be more happy to pay.

Reader: breaks up with any of my fictional crushes

Me: u dumb bitch😡 how could you do this to me???

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