Eddie Is Not A Gentle Person

Eddie is not a gentle person

but did you know eddie likes cheese and flowers. his bookmark has garfield. he likes to have flowers put in his hair by you. his favorite snacks are mac & cheese with chicken nuggets. but! they have to be dino nuggets. he mismatches his socks with one covered in dragons & the other being a plain black one with a hole in it. he would rather freeze if it means you can wear his jacket. he gets so giddy when you bake for him. keeps every trinket you got him in his van that his dashboard is covered!!! you like fleetwood mac? he’s singing little lies with you. collecting sea shells with you. will probably grab them with his toes and try to show you but fail and flip over. will gladly go trick o treating with you. doesn’t get bothered if you watch gilmore girls for the billionth time. (me. i watch it all the time. just like i am right now :p). has a big tub of food for the stray cats and a raccoon family he feeds every night. they come at 6:00 waiting for him. kisses you all over your face just to hear you giggle. throws himself on you and wishes he was closer to you. he blows raspberries into your neck and bites your shoulder. comes from behind you and throws you over his shoulder. head bangs so hard his hair gets tangled with his headphones. thinks peanut butter and pickles are amazing. (don’t fight me on this. try before you deny hehe). refuses to kill spiders. will make silly faces to babies in the checkout line. goes crazy for the movie practical magic. he was crushed to learn the house isn’t real. loves when you put blush and lipgloss on him when you’re bored. and of course he’ll blush when you call him pretty. let’s you put beads in his hair when you braid it. will watch you sleep with love in his eyes because you’re pretty as the moon. (his words not mine).

moral of the story: i can mold him to be the most gentle giant there is. you can mold him into whoever you want him to be.

he’s fictional. eddie munson is fictional.

toodles. 🌷✨

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It's not even the fourth of July yet and people in my neighborhood are already shooting off fireworks what the fuck

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eddie can't help himself when he sees you curled up in his bed, he has to scoot in behind you. he loves the way his face fits in the crook of your neck, the smell of your bodywash and shampoo filling his senses as he nuzzles his nose in close to you. how warm you are pressed flushed against him. he encases you in his arms, his knees pressed to the back of yours, and he stays there for as long as he possibly can. no place has ever felt as comforting as it does to have you safely curled up in his arms as he lulls to sleep behind you.

Imagine curling up with Eddie on your bed and watching Christmas movies together, even in the middle of summer. Just cuddled up together, nice and comfy, the comforting sounds and feelings radiating from the movie on the television combining with the warmth from both of your bodies softly intertwined together making it lovely and cozy in the room. You can't help but wish this moment wouldn't end. <33