Mike Schmidt Is A Total Munch

mike schmidt is a total munch

he would eat you out on his desk at freddy's until your legs are shaking. when abby isn't at home and the two of you are going to have sex, he basically always has to have his dinner beforehand. and by dinner I mean your pussy. you would practically have to pull/push him off of your pussy to get him to stop. like that one video of the dude picking the kitten up from drinking milk. i can't find it but you guys know the one I'm taking about? yeah. that's literally him. he loves being between your thighs. and he loves it when you sit on his face. like you'll ask him if he's okay and he'll just respond with a thumbs-up because he is so invested in eating you out. he'd be okay with dying underneath you/between your thighs. he'd be honored

man…how deep do I have to get into the Butch Deloria fandom before I start seeing the smut

When the Lone Wanderer vanished, they didn’t die or anything like that. THEY JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING PEACE. GODDAMN HOMEBITCH HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH LET THEM RELAX AND CUDDLE WITH THEIR GREASER BOYFRIEND ALRIGHT? LET THEM DRINK TEA IN PEACE WITH THEIR BRAINWASHED SLAVE FRIENDS. LET THEM PLAY FETCH WITH THEIR DOG. HAVE TIME TO RELAX, GRIEVE, GET OVER THE SHOCK OF EVERYTHING. I’M LOOKING AT YOU THREE DOG.

guys i need more Sam winchester smut

Me: I'm so glad they didn't make the bully in Turning Red the love interest. That's an overdone trope, not to mention INCREDIBLY toxic.

Also me: *daydreaming about my lone wanderer and Butch DeLoria kissing*

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.