The Thought Of The Elementalists Lis Fucking Things Up (pun V Much Intended) While Having Sex Sends Me.

the thought of the elementalists lis fucking things up (pun v much intended) while having sex sends me. like griffin causes an entire earthquake.. imagine some poor guy trying to ride his bike in peace suddenly thrown off balance bc griffin langley is having sex with the sun-att again

IM LAUGHING AGHHSSJGSHSGS

Atlas: I am having… this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?

MC: Yeah…. I have feelings every single day of my life

Atlas: Do you?

MC: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

TOUCHDOWN

IM IN CLASS TRYING NOT TO DIE OF LAUGHTER

man imagine going to penderghast and tryna eat ur cereal or sum shit and ur spoon flies out of ur hand and ur like 😒 someone’s fuckin again .

MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”

MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.

there's a professor and guess what? he's immortal and depressed.

The worse the explanation, the better.