Fellas Is It Gay To Only Like Men That Are Fictional Or Realistically Unobtainable But Then Avoid Romantic

fellas is it gay to only like men that are fictional or realistically unobtainable but then avoid romantic relationships with men irl

UGH hashtag NEED THAT

༊*·˚ 𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐄 — 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 <𝟑

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖞𝖕𝖊 :: short fic ( SFW )

> 𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊 :: MY HAIKYUU BRAINROT HAS BEEN SLOWLY CREEPING BACK UP…i thought it was all gone after 2020, but i guess not <(￣ ﹌ ￣)> i stumbled across a haikyuu fic and it totally brought back memories of my haikyuu faze!! those were really some interesting times (＃￣ω￣) anyways i hope you guys enjoy this fic ! no cw’s i think, just a hyperfemine (y/n) and some cussing ( dividers made by @/cafetkitsune ! )

fuck, 𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢 was so in love.

he never thought he would get this head over heels for anybody. ever since highschool he had always kind of been in oikawa’s shadow. any girl interested in him was really only getting close to him so they could latch onto oikawa later on. but you were different. different, and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

he watched you put on your glossy dior lip oil and mounds of sparkly golden jewelry ( that he bought you ), and couldn’t help but let a small smile creep up his face as you turned around with a bright look on your face.

“sooo…how’s the outfit? you like?” you giggle, giving him a twirl and striking him a dramatic pose. he saw that you also got a new set of nails, this time in a light lavender color with crystals adorned on every other finger. you knew that he didn’t like them too long so you decided on a shorter, but still cute, almond shape cut.

he snapped out of his daze, eyes blinking as he realized that you asked him a question.

“wh—huh?” he asked, cheeks flushing a little when he notices that he had been admiring you the entire time in his head.

you huff and walk over to him, placing your hands on his cheeks and lifting his head up to look at you.

“i said, do you like? am i too overdressed? should i take some jewelry off…?” you ask, looking down at the layers of necklaces you have on, rethinking your outfit.

hajime’s brows furrow, taking your hands and placing them on his cheeks again. he loved your hands. and your eyes. and your cute lips and— damn. you really were a goddess.

“youre never overdressed, baby. everybody else is just underdressed! if anybody says anything, theyre just mad that they arent as stunning as you.” he says with a smile, placing kisses all across your face.

you laugh at the feeling of his lips all across your face, pushing him away slightly.

“hajimeee! you’re gonna ruin the makeup.” you complain.

hajime pulls back, a lovestruck look in his eyes.

“not my fault that my girlfriend is the only woman to ever exist. now, you ready to go? wanna show you off to everybody.”

you nod, taking his calloused hands in your own as you walked out of your shared apartment together.

“so, what are you gonna get at mcdonalds?”

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 © 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐯𝐬. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 !

i love the grass (not biased at all) (im minoring in green engineering)

cancer szn we’re so up nina

the fact it’s grass szn this time of year too ugh why are we so cunty like that 😔

back off bitches it’s cancer szn !!!

grass season is so bleah i hate it

and WHAT IF i want to share a bowl of halo halo lady and the tramp style with my fav (hc’ed) filo character in all of anime

His phone rings once, and Kiyoomi smirks down at it.

You’re calling him, of course you are, why would you not be, and he sighs and excused himself before slipping out to the front of the building and answering the phone.

“This better be good.”

“Im crawling in your walls.”

He lets out a laugh and scrubs his face with his hand, “you miss me that much? I’ve only been gone for a few hours.” You whine on your end of the line, and he chews the tip of his thumb to stop himself from laughing.

“Kiyoomi,” you whine. “I didn’t give you enough kisses this morning. I’m feeling deprived.”

He cocks a brow, “babe, you gave me a thousand kisses before I left-“

“No, I gave you forty seven. I should’ve given you forty eight. Or a thousand.”

This, has him laughing. Laughing because never in a trillion years would he expect to let such ferality be allowed. What would 16 year old Kiyoomi think if he heard some person say “I’m in your walls because I didn’t kiss you enough”?

He wouldn’t believe him. He wouldn’t think someone would care enough about him to go through such lengths to be part of his life, a part of him, and he poked his tongue in his cheek and shakes his head.

“You can kiss me more when I get home.”

“I don’t want to wait that long.”

“I’ll kiss you back?”

This, has you stopping, and he raises his brows as he waits for a response. “You promise?”

“Of course I do,” he snorts. “When have I never not wanted to kiss you?”

“True.” You go quiet again, “I miss you.”

“I miss you too, baby. I’ll be home soon.”

“…okay,” you finally sigh. “I’m gonna eat your drywall.”

He snorts again, “go for it.”

updated masterlist too babes! <<33

          ૢ   here are my original “ haikyuu !! ”                         drabbles ,, headcannons ,, and fics ! ˗ˋ໒✩

⇦  back to directory

꒰ 🐮 ꒱  ::  fluff

   ꒰ 🐄 ꒱  ::  angst

       ꒰  𝗼.  ꒱  ::  oneshot

          ꒰  𝗱.  ꒱  ::  drabble

             ꒰  𝗵.  ꒱  ::  headcanons

                ꒰  𝘀.  ꒱  ::  series

─ karasuno . 

ʚ ┊stargazing  ‧  timeskip! yamaguchi tadashi┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  when your very hardworking love falls asleep after coming home again 

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  all ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

ʚ ┊butterfly house date  ‧  all┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  while out on a date , there seems to be more butterflies other than the ones in the house .

─ nekoma .

ʚ ┊little mermaid  ‧  boyfie! kuroo tetsurō┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  little moments from your daily life with your silly little husband

ʚ ┊ day by day   ‧  husband! timeskip! kuroo tetsurō┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. ꒱  ▹  little moments from your daily life with your silly little husband

ʚ ┊kuroo is a boy with luv !  ‧  kuroo tetsurō┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  imagine dancing to bts ’ s boy with luv with kuroo while making breakfast .

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  kuroo tetsurō , kenma kozume , haiba lev┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ seijoh .

ʚ ┊iwa’s not drunk !  ‧  timeskip! iwaizumi hajime┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  walking back home with hajime after a night out ( he is sooo not drunk, by the way )

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  iwaizumi hajime , oikawa toru┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ fukurodani .

ʚ ┊streetcorner  ‧  timeskip! akaashi keiji  ‧  part one。┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝘀. ꒱  ▹  who knew a drink machine could bring so much more to your life than just coffee ?

ʚ ┊baking with bo  ‧  kōtorō bokuto┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. ꒱  ▹  bokuto saw someone baking bread on twitter and now he wants to do it together . but baking with your boyfriend would be far more lively than you first thought .

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  akaashi keiji , kōtorō bokuto┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ date tech .

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  aone takanobu┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ inarizaki .

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  miya atsumu , miya osamu , ojiro aran , suna rintarō┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ shiratorizawa .

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  ushijima wakatoshi , tendō satori┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ itachiyama .

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not  ‧  sakusa kiyoomi┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  ▹  the kind of flowers they get you ~

─ johzenji .

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─ nohebi .

…

─ miscellaneous .

ʚ ┊🍼 and 🥕🥖🦴 as third gym  ‧  part one。 part two。┊ɞ ꒰ 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 🎱 ꒱  ▹  user ikmaizu says : “ our friend group has mega third gym vibes ”

ʚ ┊context  ‧  kuroo tetsurō┊ɞ ꒰ 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 🎱 ꒱  ▹  joking around on instagram with your favorite boy ! 

last updated : june 25 , 2024