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TEAR Hobi was custom fit for our destruction.

Hoseok is the highest quality man I’ve ever seen

🔥🖤 🔥🤍

does taehyung know how insanely gorgeous he is

Yoongi smut that makes me 🥴

It’s time for another milestone fic rec list! I’m just gonna keyboard smash for a bit here and maybe swear a lot.

Strike a Chord by @snackhobi. The build-up is just gorgeous. This would make me 🥴 even without the actual smut (WHICH IS HOT AS FUCK)

Listen Closely by @avveh. This is exactly the shit I’m into.

Verified Amateurs by beebalm (read on AO3). There’s not a chance in hell I’m ever going to miss an opportunity to recommend this fic, both for the incredibly hot smut and the absolutely perfect angst. I love a good horny cry. 

Backstage by @wwilloww. For those times you really just want to think about a dick in your mouth.

Late by @yminie. [unflattering noises] 🥵😳🥴

The Dinner Party by @lamourche. Ongoing. Slow(ish) burn and I like this very much.

the landlord by @ppersonna. Hotter than a heatwave.

Breakfast in Bed by @joonbird. This is the Ikea employee!au that I never knew I needed in my life. It’s hilarious and hot and highly recommended.

Creep by @xjoonchildx. Fucked up and I love it.

“Keep it cute, Min. I’m not fucking you in the dorm shower.” by @taetaespeaches. No. Definitely not. A shower is a terrible place to fuck.

Love Language by @gukslut. Hot and angsty, just the way I like it.

Fear and Dumplings by @softyoongiionly. Very sexy slow burn (ongoing).

okay, bloomer by @luxekook. I swore I was not into flowershop aus. LOL. This is cute as fuck and also very very hot.

his hands by @iridescentjin. My specific interests should come as no surprise to anyone. 

Tip of the Iceberg by @fortunexkookie. Sweet, soft, slow burn. And… goddammit.

The Gentlemen - Day Seventeen by @honeymoonjin. At one point I read part of this chapter while stopped at a red light. I had to pull over, park, and say “fuck” quietly to myself several times. This fic is unfinished and abandoned, but I wholeheartedly recommend it anyway because it’s fantastic.

.... I mean ....

bangtan color series:

jimin + white ☆️️

Jungkook’s reaction to the topic about his abs 

Yes, Tae. We know you're a scrumptious snack.

nice~

E X Q U I S I T E.

cr. qdeoks

I didn't know this was a thing I needed.

just jungkook acting cocky and smug ( ᵕᴗᵕ ) (cr:x x)

bonus — his duality:

*whimpers*

♡김태형♡

Bless you, my child. 🙏🏻

JEON JUNGKOOK RECS

Last updated: January 31st 2021

Each series will have a link to every chapter unless they aready have a chapter navigation.

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TUMBLR RECS

ONE SHOTS

Playing With Fire (M) by @floralseokjin

↳  Jungkook seems to have a little crush on you, and no matter how much you try to ignore it, you seem to be losing your resolve with each passing day…

Tension (M) (ft. Jimin) by @kpopfanfictrash

↳  Jimin and you are always flirty. When his childhood friend, Jungkook, visits, they show they’ve always been competitive. What happens, then, when both of them set their sights on you?

Jasmine (M) by @btssmutgalore

↳ Jungkook always tries to hide his crush on you, but unfortunately, he can’t control what happens while he’s sleeping.

Vaunt (M) by @yminie

↳ Every weekend Beta Tau throws a ‘little’ party to help students relax and let loose and frat resident Jungkook has a big mouth that talks a lot of big game. You finally get sick of the lack of relaxation on your end and set out to see if he’s all talk.

Feels like summer (M) by @badbhye

↳ You only have one question on your mind this summer: when did Jeon Jungkook get abs?

The Roommate (M) by @jjungkookislife

Take a sip (M) by @ve1vetyoongi

↳ Your best friends engagement party was a dreadful reminder of your painfully barren dating life. That is until you laid eyes on the tattooed waiter who can’t stop staring - after all, the wine tastes sweet but he tastes sweeter.

Dalliance (M) by @jvnghxope

↳  The Association sends you to your first mission alone and you encounter a Pureblood ⎯a race you believed were extinct⎯  who is in the mood to play.

Tattooed two (M) (ft. Taehyung) by @httpjeon

↳ Your boyfriend’s best friend joins you for a night you’ll never forget.

Gym (M) by @hobiwonder

↳ Jungkook has a crush on you and has been watching you work out at his gym. One day you finally confront his obvious crush.

SERIES

Lightweight (M) by @btssmutgalore

↳ Jungkook is tired of you seeing him as a kid. So he takes matters into his own hands. 

01 / 02

The DUFF (M) by @hobiboo1

↳ Your annoying neighbour and childhood friend, Jungkook, strikes a deal with you to help you get the attention of your crush, Jimin, if you help him pass his philosophy class.

01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 07 / 08 / 09 / 10

Bunny Boy (M) by @parkmuse ✓

↳ Catching feelings for your sisters friend wasn’t part of your plan.

01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / completed.

Bad (M) by @thelillzmonster

↳ He was the cliché bad boy. He was the guy you couldn’t stand. He was the handsome, good-looking young man who made girls swoon for just a touch. He was a brat. You had never liked him one bit, but you had also stayed out of his business. Until one day, when you were in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

01/ 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07 / 08 / 09

Business (M) (ft. Taehyung) by @btssmutgalore

↳  Discussing business over drinks turns into a night you won’t forget.

01 / 02 / 03

Monster (M) by @btssmutgalore

↳ You sleep with an obnoxious fratboy who used to be your friend.

01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07 / 08 / 09 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18

Drown for you by @vinterjeon ☆

↳ There was something in that enormous tank, hidden in the murky water. All you knew was that you weren’t allowed inside the room and that it used to hold something dangerous.

01 / 02

The Doms Next Door (ft. Taehyung) by @tatertotthethot

↳ You unknowingly accept the offer to become a tattoo model for the two, sexually-crazed men next door.

01 / 02 / 2.1 / 03 / 3.1

Airplane, pt. 2 by @xjoonchildx

↳ Jungkook jeon stole six million dollars. It’s your job to bring him home. But finding him – and keeping him in one place is not that simple. Then shit gets weird.

01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06

Tomorrow (ft. Taehyung) by @jungk0oksthighs

↳ When you get a job at the Jeon law firm downtown, your life gets turned upside down, but is it for better, or worse?

01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07 / 08 / 09 / 10

Ego by @suga-kookiemonster

↳ What’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way.

01 / 02 / 03 / 04 / 05 / 06 / 07

AO3 RECS

Walking Through a World Gone Blind  ☆

↳ As a budding pre-law student, Jeon Jeongguk thought he had seen it all, until Park Jimin blindsides him in a bar and shows Jeongguk the world through his eyes.

Blind Switch

↳ When Jimin’s parents decide he needs to straighten out his life in order to earn his trust fund, they send him to his grandparents’ ranch where he meets prestigious horse trainer and jockey, Jeon Jungkook.Jimin has always gotten his way before, but Jungkook is used to working with anything and anyone stubborn, and Jimin may have just met his match.

Sh.

↳ Six months of quarantine have kept you apart. Somehow the distance sparks something new in each of you: questions, unfinished conversations, threads once chased now left cold. So when your roommate invites you to reunite with your friends in a mysterious house in the mountains, how could you even think of saying no? or You end up fucking your 7 friends up in a beautiful mountain chalet.

Like Everything Glows

↳ Jeon Jeongguk watches the sun rise and set on the water every day without wondering what may lie far beneath the surface. One nighttime walk along the beach upheaves his entire life, sending his human morals into a tailspin as he questions what his beliefs really are.

You put a spell on me

↳ When Jimin books a nonrefundable romantic weekend in the mountains, he pictures himself picking apples, carving pumpkins, and cuddling by the fireplace. A few days before the trip, though, his now ex-boyfriend dumps him, leaving him with only two options: lose out on the money or go on a vacation by himself. Except when he arrives at the cottage, he discovers there was a mix-up — the travel agency booked a second occupant.

Hi Ana, it’s 🦷!! I’m back and I really pushed myself to work super hard on writing about gum disease this weekend so I could enjoy the newest chapter of Greedy and I loved it!! I absolutely adored seeing our favorite smiley duo kick some serious butt together! As promised, here’s Mr. Min’s smile analysis (congratulations to him on being promoted to co-bias 🥰):

Face shape and profile 🧑🏻: so I would say compared to Hoseok, Yoongi definitely has a rounder facial profile. If you look at his face divided into 1/3rds, his middle 1/3 is slightly larger than his top and bottom 1/3, which is probably to make room for those adorable dumpling cheeks!! Make no mistake, while Yoongi may be cute and round from the front, his profile is deadly!! Perfectly convex and that jawline could cut glass 🤯 (I’m picturing silver haired Yoongi in his mic drop bandana in full profile view 🥵)

Nose, lips, and chin👃🏽👄🗣: Yoongi’s nasolabial angle (angle between the base of the nose and top lip) is more acute than Hoseok’s, and he also has a less defined philtrum (the little columnar grooves that sit above your upper lip). Never fear, this is probably the reason why he has an adorable gummy smile, as his muscles want to lift his upper lip nice and high to show off those gums! His lips seem nice and competent, indicating good muscular support! Unlike Hoseok, I think Yoongi in profile view has a very defined chin, probably due to his defined labiomental groove (the groove lying underneath the lower lip and above the chin)! (We can make labiomental groove Yoongi’s sexy facial feature of choice) 😉

Smile and tooth analysis 🦷: probably my fave feature of his!! So I would say Yoongi’s smile line follows what we call a reverse smile or gull-wing arc, meaning it is the inverse shape of his lower lip!! While gull-wings may be considered less aesthetic, I find it fitting how this amazingly lyrical man has a smile shaped like the wings of bird 😊 The technical term for a gummy smile is known as excessive gingival display!! Yoongi’s gums being on display could be considered unattractive by orthodontists and plastic surgeons, but as the proud owner if a gummy smile myself, he rocks it and manages to make it look soooo good! A couple of his teeth are in crossbite in the back and there is some negative space when he smiles, but I’m going to chalk it up to the fact that when this man smiles, he smiles wide enough to wrap around Earth 4528 times (not an accurate measurement, just a scientific 😅approximation). The negative space and the teeth coming together the way they do makes his smile so wide and warm and full of joy, and I appreciate that about him (again, biased because my smile is kind of the same)! My final comment would just be that I think Yoongi has seriously pretty teeth. Like they’re actually gorgeous (to echo Tae’s thoughts on his Suga hyung). Typically males will have very square teeth with sharp lines, but Yoongi has really feminine teeth. They’re soft and rounded around the edges, which gives his smile a really youthful looking appearance. His teeth are so delicate, much like his other facial features that lend to his face just being Angelic 😇 When I’ve talked to my patients who’ve lost all their teeth and are looking into choosing teeth for a denture, a majority of them go with Yoongi’s tooth shape, regardless of their gender identity!

TL;DR: Min Yoongi has a face which defies the laws of science!! A lot of his features vary from the norm, but he still manages to put them all together and make them look hot while simultaneously melting our hearts with his gorgeous smile 😍 He’s living proof that there’s beauty to be found in imperfections because when all paired together, they can still create a perfectly amazing human being

I hope you liked this analysis as much as Hobi’s and I can’t wait for the next chapter of Greedy (even though I’m sad to see the story end 🥺)!!

Here’s to hoping you have many reasons to smile today,

🦷 anon

my sweet, beautiful, brainy 🦷 anon!

you covered so much ground in this ask and i love learning from you.  let me take it step by step.

congratulations to him on being promoted to co-bias 🥰

girl, i had to stop fighting nature. i gave up and gave in 🤣

Make no mistake, while Yoongi may be cute and round from the front, his profile is deadly!! Perfectly convex and that jawline could cut glass 🤯

oh i love that you pointed this out because we get two different kinds of serves from yoongi. i love the sweet roundness of his face that we see sometimes but then we get that serious, angular side profile and oooooooof

We can make labiomental groove Yoongi’s sexy facial feature of choice) 😉

today’s sexy phrase i learned from you is “labiomental groove” and YES i will throw this into casual conversation at dinner parties as soon as people start having dinner parties again

I find it fitting how this amazingly lyrical man has a smile shaped like the wings of bird 😊

help, i’m misty

My final comment would just be that I think Yoongi has seriously pretty teeth. Like they’re actually gorgeous (to echo Tae’s thoughts on his Suga hyung). Typically males will have very square teeth with sharp lines, but Yoongi has really feminine teeth. They’re soft and rounded around the edges, which gives his smile a really youthful looking appearance. His teeth are so delicate, much like his other facial features that lend to his face just being Angelic 😇

yes! all of this! hard agree 🦷 anon.  

and i seriously love that you showed this to your professor like honestly how cute. and your professor liked it? gah that’s so cute, too.

keep killing those tests and essays, babe. 

you are going to very very far in this field!

Since Yoongi got upgraded to co bias, does JK assume the official title of wrecker now 👀. Inquiring minds would like to know!

oh girl that’s a HELL YES

bts for dicon

CEO!jungkook 💼 a moving mood board

“mr. jeon is ready to see you now”

Blessing ur feed.

Never forget.

jungkook is s e x on legs

mots on:e // jungkook my time

2021 winter package

jungkook and his beautiful big bambi eyes ♡ (for @jung-koook)

2020 was entirely his year n he had me wrapped around his finger from the minute it strarted

im-

cr. dwellingsouls

Did you ever get to read Redolent by @baeseoul ? I found it too late and by then the author had deleted it and now I’m sad because everyone says it was such a good fix.

Maybe.....? I honestly can't remember now. I was so enthralled by "Protege" 😭 So bummed. Like, read that sucker every couple months.

Have you heard around what it was about?