And It Was Jin

and it was Jin

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part of the you never shop alone (ynsa) collab with @underthejoon and @kpopfanfictrash, based on this post!

summary⇢ pretzel pro. most skillful tongue in the food court world. allegedly. that’s what yoongi keeps telling you, anyway. of course, you’re reasonably skeptical of his claims—but if there’s one thing that motivates the notoriously-lethargic man, it’s proving skeptics wrong. pairing⇢ yoongi/reader word count⇢ 18.3k 😱😱😭😭😭 rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | friends to lovers | shopping mall!au  warnings⇢ oral (female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, dirty talk, inappropriate and semi-public canoodling, very brief mention of suicide and depression (because this is a yoongific), taehyung is yoongi’s biggest fan but oc is coming for him lbrh 😌

a/n⇢ everybody thank @underthejoon for this gorgeous header 💖💖

THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG, i have NEVER written anything this long without splitting it up before in my entire life, omg. writing something this long in one go honestly made me wanna pull my hair out lmao. but we here!! we made it and it’s done and i hope you enjoy it 😩😭💕 mood for this fic is this song. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOONGI, ILY 🤧💖

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The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.

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❝You are about to enter another world.❞ Status: On, In progress Date: 6/4/19 Location: Earth      Loading…

Craft is ready for departure. Where would you like to go?

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stardust: Folia      Reading File … Planet Name: Liana Species Information: Folia are a race of self-confident, narcissistic, egotistical aliens. A race of intuitive aliens who have incredible regenerative abilities. They drink the blood of other members of their own species as a delicacy.

► Enter Kim Seokjin’s World (destination unavailable)

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stardust: Kovavathi      Reading File … Planet Name: Argo Species Information: Kovavathi are a race of shape-shifters, it helps them to blend into their environment. They are color blind. They are obsessed with death and have no concept of an afterlife.

► Enter Min Yoongi’s World (destination unavailable)

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stardust: Vimossi      Reading File … Planet Name: Vimoldara Species Information: Vimossi are a race of lazy bipeds with extremely long tongues. They breathe through holes in their chests. They don’t need to sleep and are very outspoken. Their culture forbids them to lie, and their gods will often punish them if they do. 

► Enter Jung Hoseok’s World (destination unavailable)

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stardust: Vorderans      Reading File … Planet Name: Vulia Species Information: This species, called Vorderans, is highly intelligent. Through cybernetic implants behind their eyes, they are able to record and share their experiences and memories. As a result, their eyes glow. They’re the top medicinal producing planet in the system. 

► Enter Kim Namjoon’s World (destination unavailable)

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stardust: Argaans      Reading File … Planet Name: Argo Species Information: Argaans are a peaceful civilization, dedicated to creative and leisure pursuits, such as art, music, dance and flower arranging. Identifiable by large horns on their heads. They are unable to feel pain. Chocolate is highly poisonous to them. They find death outrageously funny for some unknown reason.

► Enter Park Jimin’s World (destination unavailable)

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stardust: Sehebon      Reading File … Planet Name: Izo Huen Species Information: The race of combative aliens who have light sensitive spots all over their bodies are called Sehebon. Alcohol is poisonous to them. Their soldiers ritually burn their own flesh as a demonstration of their bravery, leaving them horribly scarred.

► Enter Kim Taehyung’s World (destination unavailable)

▻ Read File: ◅      Loading … ↳ Made of Stars: Heajix      Reading File … Planet Name: Palacios Species Information: A nocturnal race, Heajix, who have super-human strength dominate this planet. They wear protective face masks. They naturally produce a chemical that can be used to cure many different illnesses. Criminals are made to wear tattoos expressing the nature and severity of their crimes.

► Enter Jeon Jungkook’s World (destination unavailable)