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“this sets a bad precedent people are gonna start going up to comedians and punching them during their routines” promise?

“this sets a bad precedent people are gonna start going up to comedians and punching them during their routines” promise?

so excited that 'will smith hands' can now refer to TWO images

so excited that 'will smith hands' can now refer to TWO images

Found the most metal YouTube comment ever on a Kirby song cover

Found the most metal YouTube comment ever on a Kirby song cover

people joke about “blorbo” and “scrimblo” and “eeby deeby” and whatever but literally every character in Bugsnax is named like that unironically

this isnt even all of them. this is only like half the cast

people joke about “blorbo” and “scrimblo” and “eeby deeby” and whatever but literally every character in Bugsnax is named like that unironically

this isnt even all of them. this is only like half the cast

told my manager today that i wish i had a shirt that said “i love vaccines, autism, and abortions” to wear to work (we have a big conservative clientele) and immediately she said “i can make one for you. does your partner want one? i want one too. we can get staff shirts.”

i’ve never felt happier in a workplace

told my manager today that i wish i had a shirt that said “i love vaccines, autism, and abortions” to wear to work (we have a big conservative clientele) and immediately she said “i can make one for you. does your partner want one? i want one too. we can get staff shirts.”

i’ve never felt happier in a workplace

hey what’s the deal with akala nurse joy

hey what’s the deal with akala nurse joy

Idc, if someone was making fun of MY wife’s chronic disorder that she is supposedly very sensitive about in front of thousands of people, I’d get on stage and smack the shit out of him too

Idc, if someone was making fun of MY wife’s chronic disorder that she is supposedly very sensitive about in front of thousands of people, I’d get on stage and smack the shit out of him too

dying at people being outraged like "will should have his award revoked" "how can he do something so violent and outrageous!!" "this is a win to toxic masculinity" lmfaoooo it's a bitch slap y'all so sensitive and the asshole deserved it. if more assholes got bitch slapped when they humiliate women in front of millions of people maybe the world would be a better place.

dying at people being outraged like "will should have his award revoked" "how can he do something so violent and outrageous!!" "this is a win to toxic masculinity" lmfaoooo it's a bitch slap y'all so sensitive and the asshole deserved it. if more assholes got bitch slapped when they humiliate women in front of millions of people maybe the world would be a better place.