L4vender-flow3rs - Lana

Hello mate

"op is a dsmp stan." op romanticizes the french republic. op throws recyclables in the trash. op was openly homophobic in 2014. op complains about global warming but uses their cellphone for 18 hours everyday, drinks soy milk, and eats red meat everyday. op cyberbullies children on tik tok at least once a week. op knowingly dates white supremacists. op gives significant parts of their income to streaming services and conglomerates every month. op doesn't vote in non-presidential elections. op laughs at their college friends' racially insensitive jokes. op listens to musical artists who are sexual predators. op shames housewives. op supports tv networks that make queerbaiting content. op uses false buddha imagery for their aesthetic. op consumes world news via their twitter timeline and tumblr dash. op misgenders people online. op shares mutual aid donation links without ever donating. op shares cryptofascist and radfem posts. op lies and cheats and is a horrible person, we should all bare our teeth and gnaw at their corner of the internet until they bleed, as they deserve.

"Mine crap" was intentional but "frongs" was a very sincere and elated typo

Me: *comments on a fic and leaves kudos*

Fic writer: *responds*

Me: this is great. Im going to get a good grade in reader, something that is both reasonable to want, and possible to achieve

i say this before doing just about anything