
Depresso (n): the most lazily made cappuccino imaginable
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Laczarade - Jade Von Laczarade - Tumblr Blog










Original comic by Rasenth

Wherefore art thou, paradise? I seem to have forgotten my line!
Found it.
Does anyone have that post about the priest who gave the kids something that they wouldn't wanna ruin or something and then he's like "Yes! That's your body! Stop eating markers"
Where's the option for hyphenation?
If I marry someone named Jan Kowalski, I'll start calling myself Jade Kowalski-Von-Laczarade, using alphabetical order to decide which surname comes first.
(I still need to figure out how hyphenation would work with toponymic surnames.)
this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

Plato: "A dragon is uniquely identified by its fire-resistant scales" Diogenes:


I guess that's why it's called a [Jacket Potato].









This particular species of Penguin is native to South America (specifically Chile and Argentina). A quick Google search suggests that the Thumbs Up gesture is considered vulgar in Argentina (https://web.sut.ac.th/cia/2017/CulturalEtiquette/ArgentinaCulturalEtiquette.pdf).
Basically, the photographer is flipping the Bird.

i think of this image approximately every day of my life
Magellanic Penguin (Spheniscus magellanicus) observation by kiwikiu
My justification: the English word whose spelling most closely resembles GIF is "gift", and Gift is pronounced with a voiced velar plosive (a "hard G", for non-linguists).
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.


Those shoelaces?
Tumblr Code.
Oh, right. The shoelaces. The shoelaces from the president. The shoelaces that Tumblr collectively stole from the president. The president's shoelaces.
Tumblr Code.
I'm counting this as another victory for Miniature Golf. Mini-Golf courses usually use artificial grass, which requires no water whatsoever. This is on top of Mini-Golf courses being infinitely more visually interesting than regular golf courses, while also being compact enough not to warrant the use of dedicated vehicles to transport players between holes.
(Now that I think about it, there are a lot of parallels between the environmental impact of Plain-Grass Golf Courses and the environmental impact of Suburban Sprawl.)

“Abolish Golf”
Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

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Introduction to Topology Master Post
Metric Spaces
Topological Spaces and Continuity
Closed Sets and Limit Points
Hausdorffness
Connectedness
Path Connectedness
Compactness
Bases and Second Countability
Product Spaces
The Heine-Borel Theorem
Quotient Spaces
Important Examples
Conclusions and Remaining Questions
you know how you can go and watch a movie you watched a bunch as a kid and the version of a song in it is different? like they actually changed it since you were a kid? that isn't normal. we didn't do that until like, the last ten years. it's fucked up.

I love very specific cakes

