I Can't Believe Taika Waititi Made All The Vampires Gay, And Now He's Making All The Pirates Gay. Literally

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

i think i’ve seen this film before and i didn’t like the ending

sometimes a family is two gay pirate dads with daddy issues and their children: revenge is my gender, "i'm holding myself as if i am cute", meeting a celebrity once is my personality, one with the gulls, just a swedish guy, the guy who would be captain if they ever had a successful mutiny, an undercover seamstress, hodor, and a chef

our flag means queer sea folk death

still reeling over the fact that we have three canon queer pairings and they all got on-screen kisses i love my queer pirates so much

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i really wanna see step-sibling Blights and Hunter so bad ngl

like the twins would corrupt him so fast. they’d show him how to be a ‘real teen’ and Darius would do nothing to stop it bcus he wants Hunter to live his life

Amity would be so aghast and they’d have the perfect rivalry

and Hunter and Luz would be siblings-in-laws and Luz would totally call him nothing but ‘brother-in-law’ 24/7

and imagine Alador awkwardly trying to parent the fucking Golden Guard. the guy who intimidated his (ex)WIFE and ordered them to make the abomitons and was essentially his SUPERIOR

This show was literally one long fanfiction