How Donnie's Brothers Comfort Him A Month After Breaking Up With His S/O:

How Donnie's brothers comfort him a month after breaking up with his S/O:

Donnie: *sobs* oh (Y/N)! I'm such an idiot! Leo: *sighs* thinking about her again? Donnie: yeah Leo. *sadly stares at a selfie of you and him on his phone when you both were still dating* Raph: *pats his shell* it's okay bro. I'm sure she'll come around. Leo: yeah Don. it's no- Mikey: *blasts the song how am I supposed to live without you by Michael Bolton with his speaker* Raph: *angrily walks up to the speaker and breaks it as the music dies down like dying batteries in an old radio* Mikey: hey!! Raph: You're supposed to comfort your brother! not make him worse!! Mikey: I'd thought that would've helped! Leo: No it's not Mikey! now get over here and comfort Donnie like you mean it! if this happens to you one day, it'll bite you in the ass one day! Donnie: *looks at his brothers* thanks guys...I hope I can apologize for that breakup and get another chance. Leo: *smiles* you'll get there pal. just give it time.... @kawaiibunga @raisin-shell @lazytyphooncollector @raphsweapondealer @raphslovemuffin80 @thelaundrybitch @shikobahkin @exovapor @meeplovestmnt @mysticboombox @nittleboo @angelcatlowyn @roxosupreme @nikitaboeve @selfless1978 @dai-su-kiss

What it's like to go to a beauty store as a TMNT fan!

*Running in like a lunatic for anything that has da boys colors or anything green*

*sees green clay face mask* oooh! a green face mask for me to smear all over my sexy face! it smells like my Mutant Turtle Husband! *licks it* Tastes just like him too!

Oh Fuuuck!! They have his color!! (big daddy Red/purple kinky nerd/big suck orange/blue sex drive)!! Associate- uh miss, that's not the name of the- *stares hard at the random associate who dishonors da boy's colors* Associate- O_O....nevermind.

*Finds green contour and rubs it all over my face!* Finally! a contour that would make me feel like a sexy Princess for my Mutant Husbando!!

*doesn't have any TMNT collab eyeshadow pallets and runs to the intercom angrily yelling into it* I don't give a flying FUCK what makeup brand should make a collab with TMNT!! just make it fucking happen already!! you already had pokemon, sonic the hedgehog, whatever other big money-making franchise was out there, but not TMNT!!? What the hell is wrong with you people!? Cashier- ma'am could you not? *looks at the cashier* bitch, I will break you! @raisin-shell @kawaiibunga @nittleboo @lazytyphooncollector @thelaundrybitch @raphslovemuffin80 @meeplovestmnt @nittleboo @raphsweapondealer @chiaaweasley @chicchanmooshy @dai-su-kiss @roxosupreme @selfless1978 @nikitaboeve @mysticboombox @exovapor @post-apocalyptic-daydream @turtlesmakemehappy @turtle-babe83

The bros chatting with each other by group chat:

Leo: Hey guys. can you help get Donnie out of his lab? he hasn't been out of there since last night. Raph: I'll go check on him. BRB *LEAVES CHAT* Mikey: what up bros? forgot the group chat was still on.

Leo: we're waiting for Donnie. Raph is fetching him.

Raph: *JOINS THE CHAT* HAHAHAHA!!! yo! Donnie. what the fuck bro?

Leo: uhh why are you laughing?

Raph: Donnie is watching some hentai! Donnie: *JOINS THE CHAT* what the hell Raph!! not cool! I simply told you guys not to disturb me while I'm having time for myself! Mikey: Donnie was beating his meat? that's fucking awesome!

Donnie: Shut up Mikey! I've caught you red handed watching all kinds of Hentai from my monitors, last week! and that doesn't make us even!

Mikey: so? I'm not the one paying a $15 monthly Membership on April's Credit Card just to watch hot anime chicks with giant Jahoobies getting deflowered and knocked up in the end. I prefer to watch my own hentai for free without paying a single penny. Donnie: says the Big Baby that cries every time he get rejected by a real girl. Leo: Donnie. you gotta admit. we barely see you watch anything porn related. not until now. pretty much me, Raph, and Mikey watches Hentai or porn out on the open. Donnie: that's because you guys are more open on wanting to have sex with a real girl! I'm just a really shy guy and I like to watch this stuff in private!

Raph: so what? and...why are you using April's credit card? you could just go to that Hentai Haven website which CLEARLY it's all you can watch for free!

Donnie: first of all, we don't have our OWN bank accounts! second, that IS the Website I am using! I just hate limited stuff I can and can't watch! Leo: well, does April know you do this kind of stuff?

Donnie: what!? no!

Mikey: *Smirks* Too late. Donnie: what mean too-*See's a text from April*......MIKEYYYY!! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER!!? Raph: Stop being a pussy Donnie. Only a REAL MAN would confess to a girl about using her credit card on shit he is not supposed to buy. and plus, that card was supposed to be for our pizza deliveries! not cartoon pornos!

Donnie: oh yeah!!? Raph, you used the card for a goddamn realistic sex doll a couple months back! that fucking thing was over $5,000 to be exact! Raph: you take that back you loli loving nerd! I bought it for a good reason! Leo: Sorry Raph. but I kinda had fun with it last week.

Raph: what the actual fuck Leo! now I know why the neck, tits, and arms have giant bite marks along with it being super sticky!

Mikey: Actually, Leo and I had a three way with it. who knew fucking the back door and then switching to the cooch while it's being sandwiched in between would be that great to help with our frustrations. and we didn't know it had a moaning feature too! that was great!

Raph: FUUUUCK!!!! *LEAVES CHAT*

Leo: Hey Mikey. wanna watch some of that Hentai?

Donnie: you can watch it with me Leo. but not you Mikey! you just lost your Hentai Privileges for a whole month!

Mikey: Come on Man! no fair!

Donnie: I'm out. *LEAVES CHAT*

Leo: damn. sorry Mikey. *LEAVES CHAT*

Mikey: *sighs* I'm gonna go order me some a flesh light!

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Aww! Thank you! This really helped me since just recently, My sweet loving kitty Himaru ran away while being taken cared of by a friend of mine for a few weeks, and it's been hitting me hard ever since realizing she would never come back. At least all I know is She was given a loving family she can call home, and we loved each other no matter what. 🥲 thanks again!

Da boys when they go to a drive through or walk in resturaunts:

*Leo pulls over at the Panera drive through*

Employee: "Hello! Thank you for choosing Panera, may I take your order?"

*Leo talks in the microphone* "Uh yeah. Lemme get a Greek salad, no peppers, a large passion papaya iced green tea, and a toasted steak white cheddar sandwich please!"

Employee: "Okay, anything else for you sir?"

Leo: No thank you! That'll be all.

Employee: M'kay. Pull over to the first window sir.

Employee: "hello! Thank you for choosing Starbucks, what would you like to order?"

Donnie: "yes. I would like two large coffees with 4 creams and 5 sugar, and also a few cake pops, and uh....and a ham and Swiss panini please."

Employee: "alrighty, anything else for today?"

Donnie: "Nope, all good."

Employee: "okay, here is your total amount, and pull over to the next window sir."

*Raph angrily pulling over to Chipotle after hearing another one of Leo's bullshit about himself*

*walks in with a disguise*

Employee: *Looks up at him* hello. What would you like for-

Raph: a salad bowl with extra steak, white rice, no beans, corn, light sour cream, extra red spicy sauce, extra veggies, Corn, and quac.

Employee: *Stands there baffled* oh! Okay. That escalated quick. Anything else?

Raph: No. That's it.

*he watches the employee prepare the meal and pays for it after getting it along with an empty bottle for his drink*

Raph: *thanks the employee, fills his soda, and drives off*

Employee: that was strange...

*Mikey gets driven to the McDonald's drive thru by Donnie since the youngest is never trusted to ride a truck or any vehicle at all.*

Employee: Thank you for choosing McDo-

Mikey: I want nine big macs! No. Make that ten! Two large vanilla milkshakes, two-

*Donnie covers his mouth and does the order for him*

Donnie- sorry about that. Two burger kids meals with extra fruit, two orders of large fries and one large Vanilla Milkshake please.

Employee: *laughs* okay. Anything else?

Donnie: nope, that's all.

Employee: alrighty, here is your total, and pull to the next window please.

Donnie- okay thanks!

*Pulls to the next window*

Mikey: *gets upset* oh come on! April let's me order whatever I want! No fair Donnie!

Donnie: *yells at him* Well April isn't here, and she is at work!! You will eat your happy meals whether you like it or not!! So I'M THE BEST YOU GOT!!

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The fanart has gotten fucking weirder for the boys!! Here is a short commentary I made! Enjoy! 😆🤣😅

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