Me, Sitting Quietly With My Coworker In The Break Room:

me, sitting quietly with my coworker in the break room:

coworker: *whispers* what have i done

me, looking up to see her sadly holding a slice of bologna with a giant bite in the middle:

I made this as an animated business card, except, in this version I put the T:U logo in the end. 

Happy pride! He's one of us and always has been 😌

(ft. a lil baby boy)

💚💚💚 ur a delight ✨

Thank you! Apologies if this has been in my inbox for a while, I rarely check because I rarely get anything!

Sam offhand using, “well I’m older, so what I say goes,” during an argument and Quorra immediately disagreeing with him. Because yeah, Sam was technically “born” first and he’s older in the real world sense. But Quorra’s lived thousands of cycles on the grid, so in that sense she’s existed for longer than Sam has. They argue about it constantly, to the point that even Alan’s heard the discourse. So to shut them up one day Alan just says, “you’re twins. Now cut it out.” And it’s kind of stuck.

It became such a thing that Alan bought them ‘thing 1’ and ‘thing 2’ shirts for Christmas one year. They wore them in the Bradley family Christmas card.

And when someone at work asks Sam, “Who’s the girl?”, motioning to the picture of Quorra on his phone.

He always shrugs and says, “Oh that’s my sister. We’re twins.”

me right now