When I Sit Down To Get Work Done And Choose A Song To Listen To Start And Just Dive Into The Work, I

When I sit down to get work done and choose a song to listen to start and just dive into the work, I think I understand how people who down a shot of alcohol before getting something hard done in movies must feel.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

@pandemonium108 this sounds important for your Christmas season

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

Translations are fantastic! I am a native English speaker who learned French in school, and sometimes I'll read translations of something I grew up with my entire life that make me look at them differently because it's clear that the way I interpreted it and the way the translator did were vastly different. Those translations never leave me

i love translations i love the act of translation i love it so so much