Ok I Knew Jaskier Was A Master Of The Seven Liberal Arts But I Had No Idea What They Actually Were Until

ok I knew Jaskier was a master of the seven liberal arts but I had no idea what they actually were until I looked them up and wouldn’t u know it, astronomy is one of them, which encompasses navigation, mathematics and actual physics. Now I’m laughing at this thought:

Some mage who Geralt got hired to kill a monster or smth for idk: damn this equation I’m doing for a spell isn’t working

Jaskier, a bard who the mage saw being yelled at by Geralt earlier because he tried to fuck the Lord’s son and nearly succeeded: that’s because you’re doing it wrong lol

Mage: you are literally a bard wdym

Jaskier, a bard who has the equivalent of a physics masters degree: yeah and

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

Listen. Listen. Listen. It’s a missed opportunity to not try to put Brennan Lee Mulligan on puppet history. Brennan is a huge nerd. He’d genuinely get things right based on his own knowledge. Ryan keeps winning this season and *Brennan hates losing*

I've sketched out beautiful profiles of beautiful boys

Ever since Ryan declared that his favourite show was I Love Lucy and one of his favourite ships is Lucy/Ricky, I can't stop thinking of the fact that, upon being asked to come up with a name, first name out of his mouth was, "Ricky" for Ricky Goldsworth.

That's the equivalent of asking someone here to name their OC and they go "So this is Naruto Destiel".

GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.