Any Takers?

any takers?

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Aaron Hotchner x Reader

I had an idea for a fic where reader (who is married to Aaron) wakes up in an alternate universe where Haley survived Foyet and Aaron left h

I wrote the ending... 🫠 it's not finished yet because I still have about 5 more episodes to watch until Haley dies and I want to get the details right. But I'm curious..

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

Criminal Minds watchers

I’m sorry but every time I see her on screen I’m irritated because I know that the producers have added her in an attempt to replace AJ Cook and I miss JJ and Emily so bad. like I want Seaver GONE I’m so sorry 😭 if i had been watching this while it was airing and didn’t know Paget Brewster was coming back I may have stopped watching 💀

such a shame because the actress who plays her is clearly very talented but they really should have done more to integrate her into the story. She immediately comes in and has an episode all about her instead of waiting for us to like her? What a waste of a good character.

edit: RIP she doesn’t even get a goodbye? just a line of dialogue about her transferring units💀

💕🫧🌸☁️🎀✨🤍🌺🌙

I’m an inexperienced writer. Please be kind, not just to me but to others in the comments too!

I don’t take requests, sorry! (I’m far too inconsistent of a writer, you’ll be waiting forever)

🤍 definitely not old (comedy, crack plot)

💔 i love you more (angst, no happy ending)

❤️ a dream like you (smut, pining) [excerpt from “It Happened In Texas”, written to be read as a standalone]

❤️ tease (smut)

multiple part series:

It Happened In Texas

okay but when the team actually starts calling the reader and aaron mom and dad behind their backs and one day someone lets it slip out in front of them??

i just… aaron’s reaction?????

the parentals

i love this dynamic SO MUCH cw; fem!bau!reader, established relationship, fluff <3

as you and aaron entered the bullpen, you were both quick to notice the others huddled around spencer's desk, surely for a new session of physics magic.

a smile immediately twitched at aaron's lips, tossing you a mischievous look. as long as it didn't make a mess, or a disruption - per his and reid's previous discussions - he really didn't mind the recurring demonstrations.

but would he ever miss an opportunity to get the blood rushing in this scenario - never.

"be nice." you teased, laughing softly under your breath as you followed him over.

"i'm always nice." aaron playfully insisted, those brown eyes flickering in that way that just melted your heart. "what do you mean?"

"better be careful," emily's warning came into earshot as you neared, completely oblivious to the two of you - the timing just perfect. "or else dad's gonna ground you."

aaron's expression quirked at the title, his eyebrows lightly furrowing.

"oh please," spencer said, his fingers making quick work of whatever the experiment happened to be. "he's too busy with mom-"

jj's eyes happened to lift right at mom, made direct eye contact with you, and immediately choked back a laugh. some horror timidly filled her eyes, and she didn't cover up her sound too adequately. it caused the others to instantly look up too, and freeze.

"busted." jj mumbled, her gaze finding the ground.

aaron's smile resurfaced, crossing his arms. his tone was playful, yet confused and utterly amused nonetheless. "dad?"

spencer flushed. "uh..."

"oh c'mon. cut the crap." emily interrupted with an eye roll, looking between the two of you. "like it's not shocking at this point. just look at what the two of you were about to do, lecture us-"

"hey no," with a laugh you cut in, arching an eyebrow. "i don't lecture."

"exactly. he does," emily crossed her arms also with a smitten smirk - her point thoroughly exhibited. "you're the flexible one. see, mom and dad."

"i always thought rossi was dad." aaron expressed openly, a small chuckle shaking through his chest.

"no, you were always dad," jj shook her head, "rossi was mom, until," once again, her eyes found yours, smiling softly this time. "until someone else came around, and took on the role wholeheartedly."

you grinned, exchanging a quick, loving glance with aaron. "what's dave now, then?"

"old."

Hi Hotch readers, holding you hostage for a vote again.

I added an original character to add a jealous Hotch scene in a Hotch x reader series and now the backstory is so long 🫠 (but I promise it makes the whole story better, it’s just that one chapter is very reader + OC centric)

(I’m so sorry for the tags, I know this isn’t what you’re looking for when you search them 😭😭. I just don’t know how else to reach the people who read them)

update: fuckkkkk skwiwhsv just spent hours writing a whole plot just to realise at the very end that I have a better idea? And the plot is totally unnecessary? I hate it here 😭