The Mighty Boosh + Onion Headlines (2/2) (pt. 1)

The Mighty Boosh + Onion Headlines (2/2) (pt. 1)

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

it’s always “i love you” and never “you're scared ashamed of what you feel and you can't tell the ones you love you know they couldn't deal… whisper in a dead man's ear that doesn't make it real…that's great but I don't wanna play cause being with you touches me more than I can say and since I'm only dead to you i’m saying stay away and let me rest in peace!!!! let me rest in peace let me get some sleep let me take my love and bury it in a hole six foot deep… you know you got a willing slave and you just love to play the thought that you might misbehave, but til you do i’m telling you stop visiting my grave and let me rest in peace!!!! i know i should go but i follow you like a man possessed, there’s a traitor here beneath my breast and it hurts me more than you’ve ever guessed. if my heart could beat it would break my chest but i can see you’re unimpressed so leave me be and let me rest in peace let me get some sleep let me take my love and bury it in a hole six feet deep”

For @increece-reece and @lilac-paeonia

forced cannibalism, accidentally-incestuous sexual assault, cryptic crosswords, poisoning with pufferfish toxins, gunshot suicide, batman gambit followed by another even more insane batman gambit driven by deep hatred and revenge, manipulation on top of manipulation on top of manipulation, inside no 9 s3e3 riddle of the sphinx is a beautiful episode of television

kinda crazy how ppl complain about brienne’s chapters being “useless” just bc we know she’s not gonna find sansa when her affc story’s climax is saving those commonborn orphans?? it’s almost like not everything is about the starks??