And Best Of All, Lord Nestors Cooks Prepared A Splendid Subtlety, A Lemon Cake In The Shape Of The Giants

And best of all, Lord Nestor’s cooks prepared a splendid subtlety, a lemon cake in the shape of the Giant’s Lance, twelve feet tall and adorned with an Eyrie made of sugar. For me, Alayne thought, as they wheeled it out. The cake had required every lemon in the Vale, but Petyr had promised that he would send to Dorne for more. 

Look what I found. A fic where Sansa and Daenerys become besties… but Sansa is Khaleesi, married Drogo, and gets the dragons. Just more proof those Stansas are jealous that Dany is far more important, amazing, and interesting than Sansa could ever be. Oh and marriage to Drogo… so this person wants their fave to go into sexual slavery? How ludicrous can you get?

Sansa stans: Dany will be a tyrant because she loves the Dothraki and is a Khaleesi and the Dothraki are an aggressive, barbaric people. She is the head of a foreign army invading Westeros.

Sansa stans: Dany is a slaver by proxy because of her marriage to Drogo and association with the Dothraki.

Sansa stans: Dany appropriates and mimics Dothraki culture; she is the locus of orientalism in ASOIAF because she is a "white" girl surrounded by "brown barbarians"

Also Sansa stans, apparently: But what if Sansa married Drogo? What if she became Khaleesi? What if she came to Essos? What if she birthed dragons? Heheheh

y’all be like: lyanna was a CHILD who was kidnapped and victimized by a r*pist p*do. she died too young 😔

anyways here’s my fic where lyanna pays for being a traitorous whore.

It is known by ~mustamirri

I know antis are pressed that Dany has so many titles. But it's not her fault that she has accomplished so many things in such a young age.

And it's not our fault that your fave have accomplished nothing worth mentioned in a title. Blame Martin for that.

girl help i’m seeing wildly inaccurate characterization of my faves via the incorrect quote format