Fuck Yea We Are

Fuck yea we are

Just checking, are we all still horny for Telltale Riddler?

＼conga／

Dumpling soup recipe for dumbasses:

1. Dump a bunch of supermarket tortellini in a pot over a strove, open microwave, or bunch of lighters your friend Darryl is holding underneath

2. Pour in the nearest available water and let simmer

3. Throw in some veggies, soy sauce and chillies. If you have guests coming over, try chopping them up

5. Retroactive self-reflection

4. When it's hot enough or when police intervene, remember to take it off the heat before that's no longer an option

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead