Can Someone Please Be Proud Of Me Like Fuck Im Trying

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

you guys want to know a secret?

of course you do

For context, I’m actually a Reddit refugee. I’m actually still on there because I love making bait posts and fake stories (things along the lines of “I think cereal is better with water instead of milk” or “AITA for crashing my (M24) friend’s (F25) car after she told me I could?”). I have five Reddit accounts (to keep it believable). I’ve been on the front page of the site three times. I’ve basically cracked engagement.

I have extraordinary Reddit karma. And I say this with deep shame. I would not have told you this humiliating fact about myself if it wasn’t necessary to pass on this information.

Once you get enough Reddit karma, you start getting invited to secret Reddit societies for elite high-karma Redditors.

This is not a joke.

They all have rules along the lines of “do not make outsiders aware of The Secret Reddit Society or you’ll be excommunicated”

They just hang around and talk about how much Reddit karma they have

Again, I am NOT making this up

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original

Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

I'm proud!!

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