Dear Trizza

Dear Trizza

All of us have gotten together to write you one big "thank you" note, and we're going to separate each of messages down here, for your convenience.

thank you, for those long days of no sleep, researching all the bullshit you hid frommmm the rest of the wwwworld, causing mmmme to lose both mmmmy mmmmatesprit and mmmmoirail

||| Thank you, for getting off your lazy ass and sending the drones after the rebellion, culling anyone who so much as looked suspicious, and possibly capturing or even killing me and my matesprit's moirails. |||

♠️ Thank you, for reinforcing the social construct of a hierarchy that is the hemospectrum, inadvertently causing me guilt over my blood color, and guilt over feeling guilty for that too. ♠️

thank you; for the paranoia and fear; the worry that everyone = out to get me; keeping me in fear and in hiding;

And, thank you. For helping me see, that what we- what Alternia really needs, is a Fucking revolution. Thank you, For spurring on the rebellion with your propaganda, your memes. For only Fueling the Fire when you sent your drones to cull entire blocks oF hives, leaving many a troll hiveless, hopeless. Thank you, For waking me up to the state oF our planet, and giving me something to Fight For.

Oh, sorry. Did I say thank you? What we meant was Fuck you.

From, respectively, Tyzias, Azdaja, Zebruh, Mallek, and Dammek.

tfw you get no memories when you want them and all the memories when you don't, lmao ✌

that moment when a porn blog likes an angry kin post about sexual assault.

dear Osmond,

you were a major asshole. you took my life from me and turned it into a game show, designed for your own sick viewing pleasure. i could tell what you were doing in your little office, watching me burn my limbs over and over. and i don't know if i can ever quite forgive you for killing my fiancee.

but.. i know some of it wasn't your fault. it was people telling you what to do, and network execs letting some things slide as long as they were signed for. you took me back onto the show, as reluctant as i was, and i'm honestly glad i came back. i mean, i wouldn't have ever seen you again if i hadn't.

i don't know what possessed me to tell you to kiss me on stage that night. maybe it was the rush of being treated like a person- or maybe noticing that you wanted to treat me more than that. you were so gentle in that one moment, i forgot anything bad had ever happened. and, when i heard you'd gone to prison on the news, it actually hurt a little.

i was still pretty skeptical when you came knocking at my door the day after you got out asking for a place to stay, but. if i had to make the choice again, i'd still let you in. you were suddenly there for me, when nothing and no one else was, and.. yeah, i loved you. it wasn't a trick, i wasn't trying to fuck with your head, i loved you. still do, really.

so, Gene Osmond, if you're out there? your confused boyfriend loves you, very much, and hopes you don't feel too guilty.

with love, your Matt

DeAr LuSuS,

i DoN't KnOw WhAt YoU wErE dOiNg GoInG oUt AlL oN yOuR oWn, BuT i StIlL mIsS yOu. PlEaSe HoNk BaCk SoMeDaY, iT's AlL i'VE rEaLlY wAnTeD fOr So LoNg.

StIlL yOuR wIgGlEr, GaM :o)

Dear Batsy. I know you never liked me calling you that, but it's a heck of a lot cuter than Bruce Wayne. Me and Robin miss you! And stop being so hard on yourself, you old bat. Hope we find you eventually, and. Happy Valentine's Day, hehe. Kisses, The Joker~ (The Lego Batman Movie)