Oh I Guess That's Just The Way Things Go

oh i guess that's just the way things go

I'm obsessed with Apollo in PJO. He's a girlboss. He's bisexual. He's a loser. He killed his ex boyfriend by screaming at him. He's enslaved by a twelve year old. He's the 4000 year old god. He's stuck in the body of a 16 year old with acne. He passes out every fifty pages. He claims to be the eldest twin. His twin sister helped deliver him. He has a talking prophetic arrow only he can hear. He canonically gave birth to Kayla through godly mpreg. He fucking hates ravens. He sang Sweet Caroline whilst actively dying from a zombie virus. He loves elephants. He's a simp. He got cockblocked by a talking sword. He hates everything. He needs to be protected by a 12 year old whenever a fight breaks out. He's a sopping wet cat. He's blorbo. He's entirely and utterly pathetic. He should NEVER be allowed a gun. We stan <3

Trials of Apollo au in which everything is the same but Apollo has braces and has to find a new orthodontist every month since he’s always on the move.

And also because Zeus wants him to suffer.

Bonus (America edition):

Zuko tries to emulate what he's seen Katara do when Aang is in the avatar state. Its not as easy as it looks

My wife's Tumblr got nuked again by the vultures. Fuck sake these people are insufferable. They spend all their time harassing her with fake claims that have no proof and wanting her to kill herself because she insulted their blorbo. This is sociopathic behavior.

just a group of friends bonding