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turn me into a marble and put me in one of these bad boys and i’ll come out cured of every psychological ailment that has ever plagued me

I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

harrowhark is five foot nothing and built like a damp worm on a string and feels so strongly about keeping her face and body covered at all times that if she doesn't have access to face paint she will cover her skin with her own dried blood and she has the personality of a deeply traumatized eleventh century orphan getting shipped off to a nunnery after her parents' passing and every eligible bachelorette in the nine houses desires her carnally to such an extent that they will rewrite the course of their lives over it

Fuck it. Locked tombs your miku

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

i have a crush on u. are u into tboys with problems

a tboy without problems is like an angel without wings.

i love cold room and lots of blanket

funniest draft ever. what the fuck was i realizing

Neva play🎰🔥

does anyone know how to do more than one task a day

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

tumblr isn’t only about you :/

why

⁘Jungkook⁘ ↪ Are you sure?! | EPISODE 6 [09/06/2024]

(cr. ouranxingg)

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

real

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

pretend this isn’t me you’ve never seen me i don’t exist

sometimes your sex drive is nonexistent. but you must keep jacking off, if only for the love of the game.

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

what is life worth if i don’t have someone to massage my back when i pull a muscle

IM DYING LAKSAKSKSKASK (CR.)

he is adorable look at the way he runs LAKSASKAS

[268/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡