13 Y/o Me: Ew Anime.... Cringe

13 y/o me: ew anime.... cringe

21 y/o me:

just wanna live in the woods in a cozy house with a river or a lake nearby. and drink herbal tea. and breathe cool fresh air in the morning. and take long lonely walks through the dense forest. to read an enormous amount of books. that's all i need from life to be honest. i'm just really exhausted from everything.

just

The secret history is a comedy and here are the facts:

Henry is trying to understand math only to poison someone.

Henry killed a dog only to prove a point to himself that he can kill someone with poison.

Henry was so ready to poison the entire Greek class only to get rid of a bitch. Bruh, have you heard of using a knife and digging a hole??

When Henry called Francis and Richard picked up, and then Francis whispered: tell him I'm not here and then Henry said: I know he is there. HENRY AND FRANCIS SOUNDED LIKE A 20+ YEARS OLD MARRIED COUPLE!!!! Donna Tartt, you wrote a comedy; not a drama!!!

Francis coming out of a bush saying: Henry, can I smoke now? Waiting for murder is so boring, I need nicotine.

The fact that they tried to flee the country in the middle of the semester was insane!! What were you thinking????

They wore bedsheets to summon a god in the woods!!!!!! I don't blame them, I would try it too.

Bunny never questioned why his friends were covered in blood. We all have our dumb moments, BUT IF MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND CAME INTO MY HOUSE WITH A BLOODY SHEET ON, I WOULD FREAK OUT

Henry, mastermind, killer, prodigy, speaker of 8282838 languages (dead and alive) wrote in his damn diary how he killed someone??? I gotta give it to him, at least he used another language. But still dumb asf.

Again, Henry, a genius, used the excuse of "picking up ferns" from the woods with his entire greek class, completely ignoring Richard Papen, the only person who kept his murders secret!!!!

And bunny, what a dumb mf. He truly believed he would live after threatening the fantastic four??

Your honour, the secret history is full of clowns and I love every single one of them! Case closed.

always.