I Am Doing Just Excellent! How Are You?

I am doing just excellent! How are you?

Hi Wade!

Hi person I don’t know!! How the hell are you?!

Eh, just wanted to say hi, grumpy claws. How are you today?

Hi Logan!

Hi? Who are you bub

I miss my boyfriend 😔😔😔

Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair

I don't know about y'all, but I freakin love listening to people talk about what they're passionate about. Like yes, please, give me all of the information inside of your brain. I want to hear it. I want to learn.

I don't care if I am working on something, tell me. I don't care if I am doing chores, follow me around. Just keep talking.

Yes I wanna hear about the new mythology you're learning about. Yes, tell me what's happening in your DnD campaign. Of course I want to learn about your plants and what you are gonna do about the raccoons that are getting into your compost bin. Absolutely tell me about the new upgrades you made to your PC set up. There's a new version of your favorite book coming out? Tell me about it.

The only time I will ask you to stop is if I have questions or have to go to the bathroom.

If you saw me reblog this, no you didn't.

Um

Why did no one tell me that making out could be like that?!?!?!

Like it can actually be good?! And enjoyable?! EXCUSE ME?!

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DOING?!