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Weird Questions For Writers (because Writers Are Weird)
Weird Questions for Writers (because writers are weird)
1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?
2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?
3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?
4. Whatâs a word that makes you go absolutely feral?
5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?
6. What is your darkest fear about writing?
7. What is your deepest joy about writing?
8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?
9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isnât about writing I just wanna know
10. Has a piece of writing ever âhauntedâ you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?
11. Do you believe in the old advice to âkill your darlings?â Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?
12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I donât make the rules
13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?
14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your âlostâ books are and which specific friend from school you havenât seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?
15. Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?
16. Whatâs the weirdest thing youâve ever used as a bookmark?
17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that wonât make it in the text.
18. Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy addition: Questioner provides the passage.
19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?
20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way youâve always imagined it â which would you choose? You canât have both sorry, lifeâs a bitch
21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?
22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?
23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me whatâs around you as you work. Paint me a picture.
24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?
25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?
26. How do you get into your characterâs head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going in there in the first place?
27. Who is the most stressful character youâve ever written? Why?
28. Who is the most delightful character youâve ever written? Why?
29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?
30. Talk to me about the role dreams play in your writing life. Have you ever used material from your dreams in your writing? Have you ever written in a dream? Did you remember it when you woke up?
31. Write a short love letter to your readers.
32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?
33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?
34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:
35. Whatâs your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?
36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible adviceâŚwhat do you Know?
37. If you were to be remembered only by the words youâve put on the page, what would future historians think of you?
38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If youâre not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?
39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?
40. Please share a poem with me, I need it.
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The first years become one year old babies due to a curse and Gojo and his wife have to take care of them

WC: 1.5k
CW: female reader (reader referred to as wife), slight jjk spoilers (dad gojo), swearing, not beta read
Note: here you go @sitarawrites!! hope you enjoy! sorry this took so long...
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When your husband walked through the door holding a takeout bag filled with your favorite spicy food you knew he had fucked up. That man wouldnât touch anything even remotely spicy with a ten foot pole, so it always made you a little nervous when he bought it and brought it home for dinner.
âToru.â You plant your hands on your hips and level him with a firm look. âYouâre not fooling me. Just get it over with.â
He batted his eyes innocently. âWhy, whatever are you talking about? I havenât even done anything. I just got home.â
âUh huh. Then whatâs that about?â You point an accusatory finger at the takeout. âYou only buy dinner from that restaurant if youâre trying to bribe me into not being mad. Seriously. Iâve been married to you for over two years now. Your cheap tricks donât work on me anymore. Just tell me what you did.â
âAw, canât a dutiful husband just buy his lovely wife her favorite food every now and again?â He finishes removing his shoes and steps fully inside, leaving the front door open behind him.
âGojo Satoru.âÂ
Youâre clearly not amused, and definitely not buying it. At the sound of his full name he gulps and shoots you a nervous glance, his blue eyes wide.
âIâm telling you I-â
âSpit. It. Out. Now.â
Your lethal tone cuts off his pathetic last ditch attempt at denial, and he visibly shrinks into himself.
âFine. You got me.â He lets out a high-pitched giggle. âI just want to preface this by saying I took them straight to Shoko and she said they would be completely fine and back to normal by tomorrow.â
âOkayâŚ?â You already didnât like where this was going, nervous anticipation settling deep in your gut. Nothing had better happened to the three first years. You loved those kids like they were your own. âContinue.â
He takes a deep breath.
âBasicallyIkindofaccidentallygotthefirstyearsturnedintobabiesandYagawillhavemyassifhefindsoutsoIbroughtthemhere.â
His outburst winds him, and he wheezes, leaning against the door with a hand on his chest.
âWhat? Satoru IâŚâ You trail off, staring at the small head that poked into your house through the open front door. A very familiar head of orangish-brown hair. Not moving a muscle, you blink at the toddler that toddles into your house. The toddler that looked eerily familiar.
âGojo Satoru.â You speak, not taking your eyes off the small child. âThat better not be my Nobara.â
âWell, erm, the thing isâŚone moment.â He steps back into his shoes and darts out of the house. Deciding to let him be for the time being, you crouch down so youâre eye level with Maybe-Baby Nobara.
âHey sweetie.â You boop her nose, eliciting a loud squeal. âAre you Nobara?â
The baby babbles excitedly and claps her meaty hands when you say her name, confirming your suspicions. Before you can process your realization, a shrill scream that you recognize as your husband pierces the air. Scooping the lively child up and into your arms, you hurry out the front door to investigate.
Upon stepping outside, the first thing you notice is a baby sitting in your front yard shoveling handfuls of grass and dirt into his face. The second thing you notice is that the baby is unmistakably Yuuji. Putting your husband's screams on the back burner for the time being, you dart forward to deal with him.
âNo! Donât eat that!â You gently pry the dirt from his chubby fists, unable to stop yourself from giggling when he gurgles at you happily with a muddy grin. Unfortunately, the renewed sound of your husbandâs scream ruined the cute moment as you were forced to deal with your overgrown man child.
You grabbed Yuuji, propping him on your other him before standing and renewing your search for Satoru. It didnât take long to find him, as he came hurtling around a corner, one of Megumiâs divine dogs hot on his trail. Confused, and enjoying his panic a little bit too much, you peered around the corner and spotted the last first year on the back of his other shikigami. Ah. Thatâs where the divine dog chasing you not-so-beloved husband came from.Â
Trusting Megumi to make his own inside (plus he had grown up in this house and you knew his divine dogs wouldnât let anything happen to him), you turn head in the direction you saw your husband sprint.
You wanted answers.

The five of you sat in your living room after you had convinced Megumi to call his shikigami back and wrangled your husband out of the tree he had taken refuge in. Now Satoru sat in an armchair while you sat on the sofa in front of him, Megumi snuggled in your right arm, Nobara in your left, and Yuji on your lap.
âSo. Hereâs how this is going to go. You are going to start from the beginning, and tell me EVERYTHING. Youâre not going to leave out any little details that might get you in trouble. Youâre going to give me the whole story.â
Nodding sheepishly, your husband explained that he had taken them to a curse site and waited outside while the three first years completed the mission that was supposed to be his. When fifteen minutes had passed, and they still hadnât returned he went to check on them and found them in their current state. Panicking, he had taken care of the curse and rushed them to Shoko who examined them and told him they would be fine by tomorrow.
â-So I brought them here for the night.â He finished his story, and shot you a pleading glance. âIâm begging you. Yaga will get me in so much trouble if he finds out. Itâs just one night. We can take care of them.â
You scoff. âPlease. I was there all throughout high school.The worst youâll get is a scolding, which frankly, you deserve. So bring the poor kids to Yaga who is more qualified to look after them than the both of us combined.â
âPlease? For me, the love of your life?â Desperation glimmered in the depths of his vibrant blue eyes.
You shook your head firmly. âThereâs no way. Weâre not equipped to take care of three tiny humans, even if it is just for one night.â
âPlease babe?â He gave you his best attempt at puppy dog eyes. âWe raised Megumi and Tsumiki just fine! We got this.â
You opened your mouth to respond, fully prepared to continue ignoring your husbands please when you were distracted by Megumi shifting in your arms.
âMamaâŚâ He nuzzled sleepily into your neck with a soft mutter. Feeling your heart melt, you planted a kiss in his messy black hair and readjusted your grip so you could cuddle him better.
âIâm here baby. I got you.â
Stirring at the sound of your voice, Nobara gazed up at you from your other arm, clearly jealous of the attention Megumi was receiving. Wrapping her chubby arms around your neck and clinging tight, she made a face at Megumi. Thankfully he ignored it and peace was maintained.
Catching the way your eyes softened, your husband saw his chance and swooped in to take it. âAw, see how much they like you? Imagine how sad and confused they would be if you left them with someone they donât know that well? Plus I know you think theyâre cute. Come on. Itâs not like itâs forever. Donât you want one night to cuddle with them to your heart's content?â
Glancing down at the two babies snuggled in your arms and the third slobbering around his own fist as he sat on your lap, you couldnât help but admit that they were rather cute, and spending a night with them wouldnât be the worst thing ever.
âFine.â You concede, ignoring your husband's cheers. âOne night. Iâll take care of them one night. If theyâre not back to normal by tomorrow, you have to take them to Yaga. Deal?â
Your husband quickly agreed, too relieved to argue. âYes yes yes, of course. Thank you. Thank you so much. Youâre literally the best. I love you more than anything. My wife. The light of my-â
âShut it.â You cut him off with a sharp look. âSweet talking isnât going to get you out of this. Youâre still on thin ice, and donât think we wonât be talking about this later.â
With a pout your husband acknowledged what you said before leaving you to play with the babies while he went to go buy some baby food.
And despite your griping and idle threats, later when you were snuggled up in bed with the three babies while Satoru slept on the floor, you couldnât help but be a tad bit grateful for the incident.

Atsumu has a question, and you have no idea why he's asking it
CW: swearing, talk of hypothetical drinking, hypothetical accidental cheating, texting au
Taglist: @arlerts-angel @ponderingmoonlight
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Note: this is my first time writing a smau, so we'll see how this goes. let me know if you want part two!!!! also, please do not pay attention to the time stamps lol. the last one is from atsumu's pov

Shouto gets hit by a quirk, causing him to do some unexpected things...
WC: 3.2K
CW: Swearing, miscommunication, AFAB reader (reader has breasts), fluff
Note: Loosely inspired by that one scene in the Secret Garden K-Drama where Ju-Won makes Ra-Im cuddle with him, and Love Potion No. 9 by @daycourtofficiall!! Special shout-out to @andypantsx3 for beta-reading this for me. Tysm!!
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Your Valentineâs Day started like any other. The quiet beeping of your alarm cutting through the cozy silence of your bedroom as you stirred beneath your perfectly warm covers. Blearily, you reached out hitting snooze before slipping back under your blankets. After a few minutes, your alarm went off again, and this time you threw back your sheets.
The wooden panels of your bedroom floor were cold against your feet as you padded to your bathroom to get ready. Half an hour later, you were ready to go, grabbing a jacket to protect yourself from the sharp February chill as you headed out the door.
As always, you walked down the block to your favorite cafe and ordered your usual, chatting with the barista as she made your order. Once your coffee was acquired, you ventured back out into the crisp winter air and began the quarter mile walk to the hero agency you worked at.
Walking along the sidewalk, you sipped your coffee, savoring its warmth while you observed couples all around you exchanging flowers and chocolates. That was right. It was Valentineâs Day. A little snort escaped you as you thought about the hordes of teenage girls that were bound to swarm Shouto today. February 14th, the one of the year people had absolutely no boundaries when it came to the attractive duo-toned hero.
Finally reaching the agency, you hustled inside, a warm gust of air brushing over you as you stepped through the door. Nodding at the security guard lounging at his desk and shooting the secretary a warm smile you got on the elevator. On the way up, you closed your eyes, leaning against the wall as you enjoyed the quiet, interrupted only by the periodic dings informing you that another floor had passed. Pressure beneath your feet told you the elevator was slowing, and it dinged a final time before the doors rolled open.Â
Stepping out, you wound your way around your coworkers, smiling and returning polite greetings before retreating to the relative peace and quiet of your office and settling in at your desk to go over some PR documents from the day before. A couple hours passed, and the documents were done so you were in the process of putting together an agenda for the day when a harried intern burst into your office startling you.
âShouto got hit with a quirk!! We donât know what it is, but heâs insisting heâs fine and refusing to get checked out.â
Sighing, you shut your laptop and quirked an eyebrow at the frazzled teen.
âAnd what, exactly, do you expect me to do about that?â
Watching him flounder for an answer, you felt a little bad for adding to his torment, so you agreed to go. Shooting your half-finished coffee one more mournful look, you stood and followed him out, closing your office door behind you. Sometimes you wondered if the handsome pro heroâs good looks were just there to balance out his complete lack of both tact and common sense. Either that, or his goal was to make the life of you, his manager, as difficult as possible.Â
Realizing that the intern was taking you in the direction of the infirmary you had installed in the agency primarily for Deku, you sped ahead, irritation coursing through your veins. Was it really that hard for him to just do what he needed to do and not throw a temper tantrum? Your irritation only increased as his deep monotone floated out through the open door to meet you in the hallway. Even from just the little snippets you did catch, you could tell he was arguing and being his usual incorrigibly obstinate self.
The beat of your chunky heels on the polished linoleum announced your presence as you marched in, the rhythmic thumps heralding the storm of your incoming temper. The sight of Red Riot and Chargebolt speaking in hushed voices welcomed you. Chargebolt shot you a flirtatious wink, and Red Riot greeted you with a sheepish smile before stepping aside and gesturing behind him to where Shouto was clearly arguing with your friend Aimi, who was the agencyâs resident quirk specialist, and Ingenium. Nodding at Red Riot with a small smile you strode over to the trio. At least, you tried to.Â
Shouto noticed you before you could reach them and the next thing you knew your cheek was pressed against a firm pectoral. What? The addictive and unique scent of Shouto filled your nostrils as strong arms wrapped around your waist and back, crushing you against a muscular torso. Again, what?Â
It took you a few seconds to process that it was Shouto who was gripping you in a tight embrace. Shouto, the current number three hero, your boss, and also your long-time not so little crush. His cologne swirling in your nose muddied your thoughts, mixing them into a cesspool of intrusive thoughts and vague confusion. After an embarrassingly long five seconds you managed to pull yourself together and jerked away.Â
âHey! Whatâs going on? What was that forâŚâ
A pair of intense heterochromic eyes bored into your own, causing you to trail off as the dual toned man leaned down to peer into your face. There was an awkward pause, and the entire room seemed to be holding its breath.Â
âYour eyes truly are gorgeous. They might be my favorite part of you. I could gladly lose myself staring into them.â
The deep, even timbre of his voice filled the room, his words causing you to choke on your own saliva. You stared at him incredulously, unsure if you were having a hallucination due to a lack of caffeine or if he really said what you thought he did. You floundered, and just as you were finding your words he struck again.
âAlthough, your breasts are enjoyable to look at as well."
Your lungs officially gave up and attempted to forcibly exit your body through your mouth. Aimi spat out her mouthful of coffee all over her crisp white coat, mouthing âgirl whatâ at you with wide eyes while Ingeniumâs scandalized gasp rang through the room. On the other side of the room, Red Riot and Chargebolt leaned against each other cackling.Â
A small, almost nonexistent frown appeared on Shoutoâs face and his eyebrows furrowed slightly, his face perplexed.
âIâŚdid not intend to say either of those things out loud. I-â
The overly obnoxious blare of Chargeboltâs ringtone filled the room, cutting Shouto off. Mouthing that it was Bakugou, the electric blond answered, holding the speaker several inches away from his ear to protect his eardrums. All eyes except for Shoutoâs were on him as he spoke to the explosive hero.
âWassup?...Oh you got her to explain her quirk to you? That's great manâŚmhmâŚsymptoms? Uh, hey! Shouto! Feel weird at all?" The last part was directed at the man in question as he lowered the phone.
âIâm telling you I feel fine. Iâm just a bit light headed and dizzy. Itâs nothing to worry about.â
Was that a hint of irritation in Shoutoâs voice? Chancing a look over at him, you noticed a slight downward tilt to his lips, which for him was the equivalent of a pout. Kaminari nodded and relayed the information.
âYeah, he says heâs fine other than that. He has said some weird shit though. Anyways, what did the girl say her quirk was?â
There was a beat of silence as Kaminari listened to whatever Bakugou was saying, his eyes opening comically wide. His reaction and prolonged speechlessness was just beginning to make you feel uneasy when he began snickering.
âThereâs no way. Thatâs fucking goldâŚyeahâŚhow did it even happen?...Youâre jokingâŚthatâs the best thing Iâve heard all yearâŚDid she say how long it lasts for?...between one and six hours? Thatâs not too bad. I feel a little bad for Y/N thoughâŚYeah, anyways see you laterâŚyep will doâŚbye.â
He ended the call and turned to face all of you, barely suppressing his smirk. Alarm bells were ringing in your head. What did âI feel a little bad for Y/Nâ mean? Why was the situation so funny? All you knew was that whatever he was about to say was not going to be conducive to the peaceful day you were hoping for.
âIt seems our perverted ice prince here got hit by something of a love quirk.â
The room was silent for a moment as everyone tried to process what he was saying.Â
âAâŚlove quirk? Is that why heâs been acting so weird towards me today?â
While you were glad that nothing serious was wrong with Shouto, a small part of you stung at the idea he only said what he did because of a quirk. But you were just being wishful. There was no way that a man like Todoroki Shouto, Japanâs unofficial hearthrob and number three hero would ever say, or even think something like that about you. You were just his normal -almost boring, really- manager with no special talents or characteristics to speak of. You shook your head, clearing your thoughts.
âOh, but I wasnât finished talking.â
Chargebolt gave you a look that told you he could sense your slight disappointment, a gleeful gleam in his eyes.
âWhat I didnât get to say before you oh so kindly interrupted me was that it isnât a normal love quirk. Instead of making someone fall in love, or acting as an aphrodisiac, it merely makes it so the affected canât control their impulses around the person they have feelings for.â
You processed what he said, unsure if you heard and understood him correctly. If it only affected his impulses in regards to the person they had feelings for then that would mean-
No. You shook your head, resolutely stomping out the butterflies that came to life in your stomach at your train of thought. There was no reason to get your hopes up. You were reading too much into this. Todoroki probably just got confused because of the quirk and mistook you for the person he actually had feelings for. That made a lot more sense. Finally, Iida broke the quiet, his boisterous voice shattering the palpable disbelief.
âTodorokiâs personal feelings are none of our concern. Our main priority should be deciding what to do with him until the quirk wears off. Bakugou said one to six hours, correct?â
He spoke briskly, then turned and gestured at Todoroki, who had laid down on the cot in the center of the room sometime during the phone call. Whether it was because he merely got bored, or because his lightheadedness was finally getting to him, you were unsure. As all of you turned to stare at the man curled up on his side facing away from you, Aimi pushed her thin wire-framed glasses up on her freckled nose and cleared her throat.
âErm, well for a quirk like this my recommendation would be for him to stay here until it wears off. Due to the lightheadedness and dizziness, I do think it would be best for him to remain laying down or seated so as to avoid falling and potentially injuring himself worse. Weâll also need to periodically check if the effects have faded, so we will need Y/N-.â
She gulped and threw you an apologetic glance. You thought you knew where she was going with this, and you were not exactly a fan of it.
â-Y/N to stop by every couple of hours so we can reevaluate. Is that okay with all of you?â
She mouthed an apology at you, and you sent her a glare that promised revenge. Oh she was so on her own the next time her crush, Deku, came in with some extreme injury and refused to get treated. Smiling, you angled your body, ensuring the rest of the room was unable to see you flipping off your so-called "friend."
âThatâs no problem! Now, why donât we all get back to work and leave Shouto to rest?â
Not waiting for anyone elseâs answer you tried to make a beeline for the door so you could go crawl under your desk and attempt to process what the hell just happened. Unfortunately, something hindered your hasty escape. Specifically, a large, unfairly pretty hand hindered your hasty escape. Just as you had taken your first step towards freedom (and your coffee), long fingers reached up and grasped the back of your shirt, giving it a hard yank.
Caught off guard, you stumbled backward, your ass hitting the edge of the simple white cot in the center of the room. The simple white cot that the man currently gripping your shirt inhabited. Taking advantage of your momentary imbalance, Shouto smoothly pulled you over his body and onto the cot next to him, draping an arm and a firmly muscled thigh across your frame to keep you pinned snugly to his side.Â
The soft strands of his two-toned hair tickled your cheeks and nose as he buried his head in the crook of your neck, nuzzling into you like some sort of attention-starved cat. What the fuck? You blinked at everyone else in the room over Shoutoâs head, flabbergasted. Werenât you just walking away not even two seconds ago? Unfortunately, you were unable to think clearly, the addictive feel of Shoutoâs body pressed against yours forcing a hard restart on your brain. It took two (or was it five?) torturously long seconds for your brain to reboot and finish loading.Â
Once it did, you began squirming because firstly, this was not appropriate at all. You were at work for heavenâs sake. Second of all, you were enjoying cuddling with your boss a little too much. Any longer and you might never be able to go back to living the way you did before discovering Shouto cuddles. You might even become an addict, unable to live without them. However, Shouto did not appreciate your feeble thrashing, or share any of the same concerns because he just pulled you tighter against his frame.Â
âStop moving. âM trying to nap.â
You could feel the vibrations of his deep voice all across your body and unfortunately it did things to you. All of your muscles turned to jello and you relaxed into his warm embrace, suddenly unable to think straight. Over his broad shoulder you could see Kaminari and Aimi ushering everyone out, giggling and shooting sly glances over their shoulders at you.
Snapping a final picture, the two of them finally got everyone out and closed the door behind them, abandoning you. Just for that, next time you saw Deku you were going to tell him that Aimi had just fought a villain with an unknown quirk and needed help identifying it.Â
Wait, nothing about your prior thought made sense. The firm press of Shoutoâs body against yours paired with the deliciously masculine smell of his cologne reduced you to a mindless idiot. Melting against him your eyes slowly fluttered shut, the beat of his heart a metronome counting out an uniquely Shouto lullaby that lulled you to sleep.

When you opened your eyes next, the room was awash with bright mid-afternoon light. Unsure of where you were, you tried to sit up, only to find you couldnât, for there was some large object around your waist pinning you to the bed. Disoriented, you rolled over, and found yourself face to face with the one and only Todoroki Shouto, pure contentment emanating from him.Â
âWha-?â
You made an embarrassingly vague and confused sound, staring at him agape with drool and sleep lines on your face. Lifting your wrist, you checked the time. It was three thirty?? That meant you had slept for six hours? Oh my god why hadnât anyone woken you up? You jolted up, then realized something.Â
Wait, so Shouto had been hit by the quirk around eight o clock, which was seven and a half hours ago. And the longest it was supposed to last was six hours, so that meant the quirk should have worn off an hour and a half ago. Turning to Shouto accusingly, you opened your mouth to speak but he just pouted at you, and gently tugged you back down so you were laying beside him again.Â
âHold up.â You said, pushing him away a bit so you could see his face. âThe quirk was supposed to wear off over an hour ago.â
âAnd?â He raised an eyebrow as if you had said something stupidly obvious.
âWell, it obviously didnât so you shouldâve woken me up so we could get you looked at and-â
A large, warm palm covered your mouth.
âWho says it didnât?â
You opened and closed your mouth at a loss for words. Wait, if it had worn off, then he had no excuses and-
You punched him hard in the chest and sat up.
âTodoroki Shouto! What about the girl you like? This isnât fair to her. At least before you could excuse your behavior because the quirk disoriented you, but what about now? You-â
This time he wasnât as gentle as he practically tackled you back onto the thin mattress of the cot and firmly pressed his mouth against yours. All thoughts immediately evacuated your mind, leaving only Shouto. And despite any and all common sense you thought yourself to possess, you found yourself kissing him back, tangling your hands in his hair to pull him closer. When he finally pulled away to catch his breath, he rested his forehead against yours, panting.
âNow do you see?â
His breath fanned across your face, and you had to fight to form any coherent thoughts when his gorgeous eyes were boring into yours so intensely.
âUh, that you're kissing me even though you have a girl you like? Yeah I-â
He let out a low growl of annoyance and kissed you again, this time with more passion, pouring all of his frustration into the kiss. This time you pulled away.Â
âWhat, what are you doing? Like, obviously youâre kissing me but why? You just got confused because of the quirk and mistook me for the girl you have feelings for.â
He looked at you quizzically.
âI didnât confuse you for anyone.â
What? Oh. Oh. Your eyes widened in realization as you stared at him.
âOh. Ok. So, uh, you like me, and I um, I like you too, fyi, but uh why? And also, why did the quirk make you want to take a nap with me?â
âI have a confession.â He leaned in close, his lips brushing against your ear as he spoke. âThe quirk wore off while Kaminari was on the phone with Bakugou.â
You gaped at him while you did a quick mental calculation. Hold up. That meant-
âYou were back to normal when you manhandled me into taking a nap with you!!
He just gave a completely unabashed look, nodding his head. You-he-! You couldn't believe him.
âSo you pretended the quirk was still affecting you, and used it as an excuse to cuddle with me?â
Again, a nod, not even a hint of remorse on his gorgeous face. Wow. He was completely unabashed. Evidently tired of this line of conversation, he leaned in and resumed kissing you. And you let him, because fuck this, you could talk about your mutual feelings and his shameless behavior later.
After he finished kissing you senseless.
if you don't do anything else today,
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
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