VIVINOS WANTS ME DEAD WHAT THE FUCKK

VIVINOS WANTS ME DEAD WHAT THE FUCKK

other hsr stuff dump

@ the anon who sent in the fuckgirl feixiao ask, tumblr died on me and sent your ask into the void while i was working on it 💀💀💀 so i’m rewriting it as a regular post shdhskksks my apologies 😔😔😔 this has some abo themes and very generous usage of the ‘love at first sight’ trope. also do mind the tags !!!

cw. allusions to/mentions of slavery

feixiao likes to call herself the lacking general, for she lacks in rivals, regrets and worries. yet for all she enjoys this title, there are instances where it certainly does not apply. for example, she does not lack in loyalty, in strength and in courage. but perhaps most importantly, is thatshe very much does not lack in women.

the merlin’s claw has somewhat of a reputation for being a rather… notorious tomcat. it is not uncommon to find the general at one of the few turquoise pavillions dotted across the yaoqing. of course, these establishments are vetted and regulated by the responsible commissions, and any services provided within the walls of the compound are entirely legal. after all, it would certainly be quite the scandal if the general frequented a place outside the law for any other reason than to bring down its judgement. in any case, many of these establishments eagerly await the foxian’s arrival upon every victorious battle, which is when she arrives with her entourage of soldiers in tow, high off a win against the abundance devils. drink and pleasure and debauchery flow freely on these nights like lifeblood.

and in the middle of it all sits feixiao, the great general and the star of the show. she’s surrounded by courtesans eager for her attention, who giggle and coo and bat their lashes at each word she says. they’re pretty—naturally—and perhaps a little too well into their cups. the bolder ones reach out to touch her arms, bare of her coat, tracing their fingers over the muscles of her biceps. they breathe sultry promises into her ears, coy and inviting, but feixiao hardly hears a word, because she’s far too preoccupied looking at you.

you’re entertaining a group of her men, refilling their tankards and smiling politely as they babble drunkenly. she drinks in the sight of your profile from afar like you’re the only drink she’ll indulge in tonight, from the line of your jaw to the swell of your lips and the bare, exposed skin of your nape. her gaze lingers on your hands, definitely smaller than hers, and she wonders what it’d be like to lace them with her own. what it’d be like to feel them card through her hair, scratch the base of her ears, and cradle the curve of her cheek. something bone-deep aches in her, and she’s standing up and moving before her brain even catches up to her body. the whines of the courtesans she’s left behind don’t even register as she walks up to you, an unfamiliar but not unwelcome flutter in her chest.

(feixiao will later learn that what she feels is want. she doesn’t recognise it at first, because the first thing all slaves learn is that your wants are unimportant. but she is free now, has been for years, and this wanting in her chest is here to stay—and all it wants is you.)

so when you lift your head look at her, meeting her teal eyes, she’s completely and utterly gone.

feixiao has never believed in true mates. the childhood she had—if it could even be called such—could certainly kill any notion of fate or romance in a person. nothing could ever undo those scars, but something in her soothes at the sight of you and the scent of you that fills her nose, light and sweet like mint and honey. it settles on her tongue, and she swallows like she wants to drown in it. to feel it fill her lungs until it permeates into her blood. she runs her tongue under the pointed tips of her fangs, aching with want, before offering as charming a smile as she can muster and asking for your name.

you give it to her, and the rest, as they say, is history.

I love your self aware honkai star rail, it make me thing about my account, you see after I pull for jing yuan (I just wanna low the pity and boom) I farm like a mad person for kafka, I had 200 golden tickets and used all of them for her and her light cone (no regrets), now I have her E2 with her light cone and max lev, my usually battle party are kafka, sampo, natasha, luka, trailblezer, pela, seele.

I wonder how all of them see this favoritism of my part for her

In short......everyone's jealous and extremely petty

In battle, Natasha's ultimate heals everyone EXPECT kafka, and when you use her skills on kafka, it adds a new debuff called [Medical debt] and its unlimited stack so you lose credits after every battle depending on how many times you healed kafka

Whenever kafka dies, bailu brings her back....but only with 200 health....oof

Or when seele does her ultimate WHOOPS kafka got caught in it and now peela's auto cannon has reduced her defense.....what a shame

Luka is....indifferent. Sure, he's a little hurt, but it's your choice to favor the criminal over him, so he'll just deal with it and move on

When blade or silverwolf are on the team, blades AOE after he gets hit 5 times will "accidentally" hit kafka and cause bleed and silverwolf's ultimate may or may not entangle kafka for 4 turns, himeko is extra annoyed whenever she's forced to be on a team with her, constantly sending the stellaron hunter anger filled side glances or actual attempts on her life welt stopped her

And it doesn't stop with just the playable characters, Kafka's bounty has fucking tripled, enemies are more aggressive when kafka is on the team, and if you take her into simulated universe pfft your lucky if you get even ONE blessing and what's worse is that now there's a new enemy BOUNTY HUNTERS who randomly snipe at you if your roaming around with kafka or even have traps set in the areas you frequently visit

But it's not all bad since the Mc and Dan heng with the help of Jing yuan and the other more reasonable playable characters to return things to normal because they inadvertently caused the worst thing they could ever do......they made you cry and almost quit the game, between the sudden spike in difficulty despite you being low level, and the inability to use your favorite character even though you spent SO MUCH time and effort to get her all came out one day during a particularly tough simulated universe run in world 6 trying to farm stellar jade for jingliu

"F-fuck this... I spend all my money on this SHIT GAME and sniff.....I'm gonna play something else...i..FUCK!!!" In a fit of tear filled rage and annoyance, you quit the simulated universe and closed the game, but even then, everyone could hear your sorrow filled cries as you curled into a ball on your bed

After that, everyone immediately felt like shit. It's not their fault that kafka was your favorite, and now, because of their jealousy, they made their God cry, so after returning everything to normal and sending you 200 tickets for jingliu's banner they all just sat with the icky feeling of envy in their hearts as you continue to save for Jingliu and keep kafka in your favor

And the woman responsible for all this trouble simply sits pretty and smugly with that arrogant look never leaving her face as she realishs in your loving gaze

"Don't you worry, my darling Savior.......once I find a way out, we'll be together forever"

The way kafka caresses the screen between the both of you, a lovesick grin on her usually emotionless face is evident enough that she WILL get out....and she will have you♡♡♡

|･ω･｀) Maybe that anon meant middle age as in the medieval period /j

Do you think vitaseele will work in a knight x princess au (i have not played their chapter yet so idk anything abt vitaseele)

THE MEDIEVAL PERIOD AHJDQGD

Ohh knight and princess... that's interesting. You could spin it that way but I feel like you'd need a twist. Of those two, Seele's mindset is definitely the one that's more like a knight even though she looks like a princess hahaha (taking responsibility to protect others, fighting for the right thing, wielding a bladed weapon, helping out the community...)

Rather than a princess or a knight, Vita is more like a thief/assassin kind of character, hiding selfish intentions behind a bright smile (and hidden even deeper is trauma and self-hatred)

Except she's got a soft spot for homegirl after Seele freed her from her evil mom who enslaved her and made her kill people :3

"No matter where you go or who you become, you'll only have thanks and blessings from me"

Coming from someone as selfish and survival-driven as her, that's a lot, see?

In a knight and princess AU, it would fit an assassin who turned their coat for Seele better...

Vita: Oh no. I've just cut my finger. Seele: Let me kiss it so it'll get better! Vita: Does it work? Seele: Absolutely, Bronya-jiejie used to do it when I was a kid. - later that day - Vita: I need you to punch me in the mouth. Veliona: Fucking finally.