Sameeee

Sameeee

Bro I just love the eyes!✨️😭 LIKE OML THESE EYES 👀 ✨️✨️bruh like why are old anime style eyes are just so good..

Exactly like damn his Stockholm syndrome really hit him this hard..

Tbh when I first saw this sence I was like "GOD DAMN YUKI IS A CHANGED MAN!?"

Until then ofc yuno told him to do that.. I was so disappointed

John: I'll get married when I find a man (woman) whose ass is bigger than mine.

Woman 1: You're setting the bar really high!

Woman 2: There's no way all of us combined have a ass that big!

Woman 3: Your ass is bigger than a dinosaur's!

Woman 4: You'll stay single until you die!

John: *stares at Kurosaki's ass.*

*a couple years later*

*John and Ryuji get married!*

Me: Alright, brain, just shut up..

Brain: B-but why..? He mask looks like a pokeball-

Me: I will literally make you solve a rubik cube for the whole day

Brain: Fine.. jeez, oh man..

Today's a special day.. I was really depressed and couldn't think of anything to laugh about. It's 93 degrees but with high humidity feels like a hundred. And I had to go out to go get milk.

On my way back I saw the landlord wandering around outside looking upset. Apparently he's locked himself outside and he won't have a new key for a few days... 🤣

*Ryuji and John are standing at a hot dog stand.*

Ryuji: You know, sir, I've always wanted you to put my sausage in your mouth.

John:

John: With your permission, Kurosaki... I won't put your sausage in my mouth, but with your permission, I will put my tongue between your buns.~

Ryuji: Holy shit...~