Odd Request But, Simon With A Pyromaniac S/o? I Feel Like He Would Be Like This Or Into Things Like This

odd request but, simon with a pyromaniac s/o? i feel like he would be like this or into things like this idk?😭. thank you!! <33

As a pyromanica myself, this seems right up my alley!!

Based on the show All kept gender-neutral

I feel like he'd enjoy the unhinged/gremlin energy

Like he lowkey just watches you set things on fire. Of course from a safe distance, but he watches nonetheless

If he has sticky-notes or other small things he doesn't need anymore (that can be burned safely) he will hand them to you and let you do your thing

Now, he will make you slow down if you're going too far or if a fire gets out of control, he's concerned for your safety after all

(Now if you at some point burn down a whole building/something very important/commit actual arson, he might be a tiny bit angry but also proud??? he's confused too. but he will help in any way you need. even if that means doing some serious hacking)

Do you still write for Simon Kelleher? I’m desperate for Mark McKenna character fics

Of course I do! Sadly I'm fully out lf ideas at the moment qwq So if you have any, please do send them in!

14. for kissing prompt 😭😭 it be the cutest thing i swear

All kept gender-neutral Based on the show

#14 "Morning kisses to wake them up and night kisses to make them sleep" Prompt list

Mornings suck. We all know that. When your alarm starts blaring and you're forced out of your dreams and the snuggly comfort of your bed with the sun shining into your eyes and blinding you the second you open them.

The only mornings you did like were the ones where you were not in your own bed, but your boyfriends, which was 1000x more comfortable, you were convinced. With even more added comfort of your boyfriend himself.

The second you start even slightly waking up, you can feel it. One thing Simon does, is when he thinks you're still asleep, he'll do some cute things. You don't know why he only does it when he thinks you're asleep, but you enjoy it nonetheless.

Mornings and nights are those two times, when you're laying close together, and he's just slowl and lovingly kissing anywhere he can reach, really. Your face, your neck, the tops of your shoulders. It was a very pleasant way to start your day, you always pretended to be asleep longer than you actually were.

You can't help but smile 'in your sleep', I mean who expects big bad Simon to be this sweet?

I am on a mission.

To weed out my askbox.

I'm going to do as much as I can, if there's almost finished stuff, I'll do some wuick work, then post them.

So if I post a lot back to back and it seems rushed/not fully finished, that's why.

I simply have too many drafts and requests (also I have the same concept 3 times and I'm like qwq)

So yeah, prepare yourselves

So I just had my first experience where, while talking to a person, they stopped what they were talking about and said "WAIT YOU'RE THE SIMON WRITER" and told me they're a fan.

I just ran into my first fan 'in the wild'.

It just now hit me that I have genuine legitimate fans.

That is how I would also react if I were to be in contact with some of my favorite creators. The fact that I'm that person to someone else...

it's surreal to say the least

but such a good fucking feeling :)

Six words

Types of Kisses by Simon Kelleher

Do whatever you want with that (would appreciate if you make it sfw, sorry.. Won't mind neck kisses and a little steam tho)

Of course I can write about the Types of Kisses by Simon Kelleher ;) I love the fact you used italics, love it. It's like how I feel when saying his name xD Idk why but Simon Kelleher just has the same effect xD I'm gonna do my best, I've been putting it off for a lil bit, and I do have ideas but I am kinda struggling And do not worry, it's completely fine if you only want SFW <3 I'm just still kinda in an NSFW mood since I was able to write some xD

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK THIS LONG QWQ I'm going to be honest all I had was the stuff up to the gender neutral..... I hate it took me this long I really do

Based on the show All kept gender neutral

The first time you kiss really depends on when you feel ready. I can imagine Simon on the outside seeming so smooth and calm but on the inside hoo boy he's nervous, excited, giddy almost. I mean he finally gets to kiss you! And oh my god it's even better than he expected!

After that, prepare yourself for whenevr you're alone. When you're just lounging he'll occasionally (often but not too often) grab your hand and kiss the back, or come up to you and kiss your cheek. Just some small cute stuff :3

Same goes for when you're at school/in public, to be honest, don't expect to be making out in the hallways with Simon, he hates when others do it, so yeah

When it's getting late and he's tired, prepare for him to very sleepily just lay next to you and slowly kiss anywhere he can reach tbh, even if he's really really tired her just... feels the need to kiss you and it's so so cute <3

Again, I am so so sorry it's taken this long qwq I hope it's atöeast good enough!!