Girl!! Help!!!

Girl!! Help!!!

She looks just like a dream the prettiest girl you've ever seen

Morticia: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Weems: It was autocorrect.

Morticia: Autocorrect wrote “You’re so hot. Please step on me.”?

Weems: Yes.

Honestly just give any of your headcanons related to Pepa and Felix being adorable and head over heels for each other, especially the fact that (according to the junior novel) Camillo can’t stand when they get lovey-dovey in front of him alsjdhag

I’ve got quite a few! Gonna add in some family headcanons regarding Dolores, Camilo, and Antonio too for the fun of it as well :)

-Pepa and Félix are definitely the sort of mushy lovey-dovey couple that drive people nuts sometimes

-I don’t think it’s just Camilo who gets sick of them being so saccharine with one another but the whole house too, and it doesn’t take long before even Casita starts pushing them along the tiles to somewhere out of sight to continue their romance in private

-they never left the honeymoon phase - it’s only gotten stronger over time

-And I think all that lovey-dovey-ness lead to Antonio being a ‘happy accident’ so to speak

-Félix, excited for their third child: Pepi! Can you believe it? :D

-Pepa, who just turned 40 and thought her child rearing days were behind her:

-Félix seems like the kind of person whose hardly phased by *anything,* and because of that I think he could handle scary stories and other horror genres very well

-Félix having a lovely time in a haunted house: Pepi, come look at this! They made this burning corpse look so realistic! :D

-Pepa: *unholy screaming*

-I think Camilo gets on his dad’s nerves the most because he’s such a little troublemaker (and sons just tend to annoy their dads more than their moms) and whenever he’s about to get in trouble he goes and acts especially sweet to his mom as a buffer

-Félix: Pepa, we need to talk about Camilo’s behavior

-Pepa, whose darling Angel son who could do no wrong just handed her a blanket and some tea five minutes ago: what do you mean? <:(

-Camilo and Antonio are probably just huge mama’s boys in general too, whereas Dolores is a papa’s girl

-Félix is definitely a Pun Dad and Dolores tells him all the lamest ones she’s heard from around town to drive the family nuts with

-Félix about to tell Pepa the same pun he’s told her every single time it’s foggy over the 25 consecutive years they’ve been married together: wow Pepa, sure seems like a *mist* opportunity, eh?

-Pepa:

-Sometimes when she knows he’ll be away for awhile, Pepa dabs some of Félix’s cologne on her wrists to keep a part of him close by

-Pepa’s got a nervous stomach so she doesn’t eat much (as evident by her plate being the most bare during the breakfast scene), whereas Félix likes to snack quite a bit between meals (it gives him good energy throughout the day) so he always grabs extra to share with her

-Matching outfits. Always. It was Félix’s idea. Color coded and everything.

-Félix was very elated when Antonio was born because he looked just like him. One day, to surprise Félix, Pepa dressed Antonio up just like him and even painted on a fake beard and mustache. Félix laughed so hard he curled in on himself and was left a wheezing ball on the floor

-When he got older Félix had to get reading glasses. Pepa finds them very handsome. She thinks the same of the grey streak in his Afro too

-They both took time to learn how to take care of each other’s hair, and usually set aside some time in the mornings to do just that

-I think in their own ways they were both very lonely people before they met each other, so once they became a part of each other’s lives they hardly left each other’s sides - wherever one goes, the other is close to follow

-And then finally, this one will be relevant to future chapters in “You Are my Sunshine”: Félix is an excellent swimmer but Pepa? Not so much. She knows the dog paddle and that’s it. So whenever the opportunity to go swimming comes up she won’t get too far in the water unless she knows Félix is going to be there too

Ok that’s everything for now, thank you for the ask! 🧡💛🌥💛🧡

and they were roommates.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH PLS WTF