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Interesting New Ways To Use Goblins In Your Game

All on each others shoulders as a mech

Gobcorp, the biggest source of cool sticks in the tricounty area.

Got over their pranking ways and now they're all HAHA!

I fooled you!

This post was an ambush!

There's no goblins here at all! While you were reading I had a surprise round!

Roll initiative fuckers!

New level nine spell: Mordenkainen's Stupid Fucking Face

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

shoutout to the local radio dj reporting on the tornado warning and going "I will keep you entertained while you shelter in place" and then playing some really fucking creepy noise and ambient music

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

more sketches of the muppet AU I said I'd draw more of! The only thing stopping me from turning any of this into 3D is the current weather...

side note: there are no hard rules to my muppet AU, it works on vibes and whatever is funniest for the scene. Try not to overthink any of it.

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

It's Not Easy Being Marcille

You know what? I don't want to change my VPN every six months cause it was caught selling information. I don't want to go deep into the settings of every website I so much as look at. I don't want my internet browsing to be a constant leap through hoops so that companies can't do things which should be illegal anyway. I want privacy to be the default and for it to be difficult to take it away, not the other way around. Is that too much to ask?

i feel like i'm watching a car crash in slow motion

i feel like i'm watching a car crash in slow motion

something something dark magic

No question here, just something I thought you might get a kick out of. Have a good one

For some reason Foghorn has taken over the internet

I’m fine with this XD