Three For The Gleam Of A Jewel Or A Smile

three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile

(+ babs)

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

If tlt were written by straight people [the CW].

Palamedes [cole sprouse] would be the protagonist. Gideon would die on the first night at Canaan, right after coming out. Moving on, Pal'd be in an official love triangle with Harrow [jenna ortega] and Coronabeth [melissa benoist] after being rebuffed by Cytherea [cate blanchett] but the dominating fan fave ship would be babsamedes.

Twitter would momentarily shut after s2 episode where he and Ianthe are having dubiously pornographic onscreen sex and she's making him hold eye contact - he finishes right after her eyes switch to blue and brown.

The show creators, when asked about the scene, feign ignorance of the word homosexuality and ask for it to be looked up in a dictionary and read to them.

There's literally nothing harrow won't do if the girl is hot including pausing her own Death, getting a lobotomy, sticking her tongue down the girl's throat immediately upon waking, straddling her and cutting off her arm homoerotically, begging to fuck in a life or death situation, creating a new religion, and crucially crucially foiling 80+ escape attempts to keep her with her forever

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up