For The Third Movie, I Want A Scene Where Sherlock Introduced John To The Family (+Tewksbury), And John

For the third movie, I want a scene where Sherlock introduced John to The Family (+Tewksbury), and John was all dumbstruck to meet them (powerful government official, influential leader of underground female organisation, youngest and most respectable lord, and the most brilliant Holmes despite being the youngest), and perhaps a little nervous too because we all know Sherlock would be too emotionally-constipated to help, only for Eudoria to ease up the tension by saying:

“So, this is your boy, Sherlock. Very nice to meet you, Doctor Watson.”

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

Y'all would not GUESS the conversation i had with my friend yesterday while watching enola holmes

Her: oh, sherlock's his name?

Me: yea

Her: so she named her son detective? And he became a detective? That's kinda weird

Me: wait what are you talking about?

Her: sherlock means detective, right? It's like a title, like chief?

Me: no, it's a name

Her: what?

Me: yea sherlock is a name, it doesn't mean detective

Her: oh i thought it did bc of no shit sherlock?

Me: no, "no shit sherlock" is a reference to him, because he's known as a brilliant detective so you'd call someone sherlock sarcastically

Her: oh...

Her: wow, this sherlock must have been a really important man then, if people still use that expression years later

Me: ... what?

Her: yea, idk what he did but it must have been big right?

Me: honey.... sherlock is a fictional character

Her: ... what ...

Me: people say no shit sherlock because the books about this fictional character became so popular. It was a book series.

Her: ... he doesn't exist?

Me: NO!!!

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”