He Drank A Beer While Carried His Son

He drank a beer while carried his son

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Thats a Dalmatiner.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

dark green is a nice color. underrated

When u r bored and you make movie vs book character…things? I guess?? Also the book part is just how I imagined the character based of the text, not really the pictures… I’m sure this has been done before but oh welll–

““OUT OF THE WAY! I’m a mom making a difference!””

— Miss Peregrine, probably