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a pain slut if i've ever seen one

The best way to explain to someone what it’s like to be an Epic the Musical fan listening to the Thunder Saga is to inform them that the most cheerful song in the saga is called Suffering

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

Batman, to Red Hood: You can't be Jason Todd. Jason was tiny

Red Hood: Did

Red Hood: Did you think I'd stay small forever?!

Batman: Yes???

yes canonically Jason is publicly alive and says that his death was "greatly exaggerated" but I think it would be really fucking funny if he just started showing up to Wayne events one day and the whole family acted like that was normal and Jason doesn't even try to pretend he didn't spend years of his life murdering people in cold blood. Someone says something out of pocket to Damian and he very loudly says "I have Deathstroke's number, if you want that fixed" and tells drunk socialites that he and Bruce got in a fight because "No, Jason, you can't bring three guns and five different kinds of poison to a gala. No, a knife is not any better," and he thinks it's unfair. Someone asks him if he's ever killed someone and he says "Not on American soil" and everyone just has to live with prodigal son Jay Wayne being a hopefully retired mercenary/hitman

Every kid in Crime Alley has a red bat embroidered in their jacket. It means that these kids are under the protection of the Red Hood.

Jason also uses the opportunity to teach the kids how to sew, having them each do their own bat. (given that they are old enough to do it)

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Tim starts spreasing a rumor that every Robin is the same person, they just work like Doctor Who.

Even better: no one was ever told otherwise so everyone just assumed they were the same person and the kids lean into it

Bruce: This is my sidekick, Robin.

8-year-old Dick: Nice to meet you, Mr. Superman!

Clark: Nice to meet you too, Robin.

———————

12-year-old Jason: 'Sup.

Oliver: Robin, you look... different.

Jason: What's that supposed to mean?

Oliver: Nothing. I mean, different is good, right?

———————

14-year-old Tim: I'm here! Sorry I'm late.

Barry: Wait, I thought Robin died.

Tim: I got better.

Barry: I see.

Barry: The pants are a nice touch.

———————

Damian: I have arrived. You may now grovel in my presence.

Arthur: Alright, this one MUST be a different child.

Damian: What are you talking about?

Arthur: You are six inches shorter than last month.

Damian: Perhaps you got taller.

Arthur: That... actually makes me feel better. Thank you.

———————

Steph: *walks in*

Hal: Someone tell me what the hell's going on.

Steph: I transitioned.

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

mattheo riddle isn’t used to love.

the first time you two have sex, he doesn’t understand why his heart hurts when you tug him by his shoulders to hug him, your bare chests pressed against each other’s. he groans when you rake your nails down his back, but he enjoys it more than he should - he enjoys that you’re marking him up for others to know that he’s taken. he’s never felt like this before. never felt such an intense need to be close to someone, to want to feel their skin against his so desperately that it makes him borderline want to cry. the first time he utters the words “i love you” is when his head is buried between your thighs, this newfound desire of pleasing you overtaking his mind. he doesn’t even notice that he’s saying it, too eager to make sure you’re getting what you need. he watches as your body writhes under him, grabbing at anything you can reach, and that’s when he realizes he doesn’t want anyone else to have you like this, to see you fall apart like he gets to. when he watches you sleep in his arms afterwards, his heart hammers against his ribcage - pure fear coursing through his veins because he loves you. he loves you and he doesn’t know what to do with it.

©𝐜𝐫𝐯𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐟

I think it would be hilarious if random Gotham citizens heard snippets of Jason and Bruce’s fights

Like, someone’s just walking out a building, maybe the end of their shift or whatever, and just hears

“You want me to be a dumbass so bad! I read Jane Austin!” And the rest is muffled by wind

They look up, catch a glimpse of shiny red and the cowl’s ears, and are left wondering whether the criminal gang leader, or the personification of Gotham’s vengeance read Jane Austin in their spare time

forced to work and go to college, born to kiss jason todd on the forehead and keep him in my pocket

As someone who's fucked up and also has trauma I 100% believe Ghost is either hypersexual or almost asexual.

It completely fluctuates without warning, and he doesn't have control over it. Months pass, and he doesn't even register anything sexual at all. The thought puts him off. He's just not interested what so ever. Then one week he gets the urge, the urge to touch himself, to stroke and pull till he's cumming thick hot streaks over his trousers and his vest in the quiet space of his quarters - but then it's not enough. He goes again, pounding at his own thick cock till his tip is an angry red and he's oversensitive, swollen, balls almost aching. But it's too good. When he eventually stops, an hour later he wants it again - his mind is on how his cock brushes against his trousers, how he needs to sink into something soft and wet and warm, tight. He needs to fuck something, anything, he gets desperate. Spends about a week or so like that, fucking his fist any time he can, cumming buckets.

And then he's back to nothing for months on end.

Bellarke AU according to the original Day Trip script

The Boy Wonder #2 made me crazy actually

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

all the bat kids just start calling Babs ‘Chat’ whenever she’s Oracle over the comms

The joker: *evil monologue*

Damian, in the most bored voice: Chat is this real?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dick: *pulls off an insane flip-hit-the-bad-guy-summersault combo*

Dick: CHAT CLIP THAT!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jason, distracted by goons: opps on these guys chat?

best depiction of the batfam will always be "You grew up to be the person who would have saved you" but it applies to them each respectively and that's why none of them can see eye to eye and also get up their own asses about things and go to such great lengths to defend their personal brand of justice. Because they can never stop trying to save themselves from their own history.

I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy

Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets

its not hard to tag "leaks" or "spoilers" in ur posts, like if ur talking abt shit from spoilers in any capacity just fucking tag it

it isnt that bruce failed jason one time its that he fails jason over and over and over he failed him when he hid willis todd’s murder, when he refused to trust his word about felipe garzonas, when he benched him without telling him why, when he left him on his own in ethiopia, when he used his death as a way to scare and guilt other robins into compliance, when he let his memorial say soldier instead of son, when he threw the batarang, when he beat his face in after rhato #25, when he took him back to where he died with no warning or prior conversation when jason would have done his best to help if he had just asked, when he used failsafe on jason to undermine his autonomy in such a traumatic way rather than oh i dont know USE IT ON THE JOKER

me when the READER in the X READER has a name:

like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁

unpopular opinion: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley isn’t a sex god. He’s probably not had sex more than once or twice in his life. Pairing with his trauma of abuse + being sexually assaulted, man is probably haphephobic

It probably takes him a long time to get comfortable with someone enough to become touchy with them. And for your first time, he probably needs a lot of comfort + breaks because his repressed trauma would be taking a lot out of him mentally and emotionally

im tired of seeing ‘oo big dom daddy ghost’ when soft ghost content is right there and canonically more likely to be accurate