There Is No Greater Bond Than That Of A Criminally Insane Homosexual And The Target Of Their Affection

there is no greater bond than that of a criminally insane homosexual and the target of their affection

for those with glove wearing f/os: don't forget to occasionally imagine them pulling off those gloves with their teeth.

Me: *drops piece of cookie in my cleavage*

F/O:

Me:

F/O: *SWAN DIVES*

selfship asks- functional group edition

alkane - was there an initial attraction between you and your f/o or was the relationship more a slow burn as you learned more about each other?

alkene - what is an object or memory you cherish associated with your f/o? is it something they gave you? what makes that memory so special?

alkyne - in what ways have you and your f/o grown or changed throughout the relationship? are any of them as a result of each other?

ether - what are kisses from your f/o like? what are their favorite spots to kiss?

carboxylic acid - how does your f/o handle jealousy? are they more subtle about their jealousy or are they more upfront about it?

alcohol - how does your f/o comfort you when you’re upset after a bad day?

arene - what sort of promise ring or wedding ring would you pick out for your f/o? is there a specific reasoning behind your choice?

ketone - how comfortable is your f/o with emotional intimacy? physical intimacy?

thiol - what’s the height different between you and your f/o? does the taller half tease the other about it or are they more protective of their small?

amide - in what ways have you influenced or inspired your f/o? have they picked up any of your habits?

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genuine question for ppl who selfship bc i have always wondered this: what do u do when one of your mutuals selfships with the same character you selfship with