lesbianhouseplant

Ivy La Femme Fatale

Howdy, I’m a transbian from Missouri who does music. No, I don’t look like my avatar, which I did tho. Oh, also, I’m a minor. Stay around for any dumb stuff I might post or reblog, from witchcraft to music to cryptids, i have no preference here (except my preference for women cuz pretty :3) Oh also my DNI list is: terfs, homophobes, transphobes, racists, sexists, anyone who refers to afab people as “females” or “femoids”, incels, and anyone who considers them selves (redpilled)

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Free My Boy Apple He Aint Done Nothing Wrong

Free my boy Apple he ain’t done nothing wrong ✊😔

Apple murder

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lesbianhouseplant

5 months ago

Reblogging for the illiterates out there

reblog maps

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lesbianhouseplant

5 months ago

GUYS LOOK I APPRECIATE ALL THE REPOSTS BUT PLEASE I DONT NEED TO BE IN A PM SEYMOUR VIDEO I DONT NEED TO BE FAMOUS ON TUMBLR I STILL HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A REPUTATION-

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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tumblr pm seymour youtube why is this going viral

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lesbianhouseplant

4 months ago

Yes I am queen <3 don’t worry tho, I know you’ll find one lol

You know maybe if you disaster lesbians on here spent as much time talking to women as you do posting about yearning for a girlfriend maybe you’d actually have a girlfriend. And yes, this is directed at a specific mutual

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lesbianhouseplant

4 months ago

Okay but something about being called “hun” just makes me melt especially imagining it in my gfs voice-

Hey, I made a post about you :3 (also I promise it’s lighthearted I didn’t mean for it to come off as snarky as it did-)

Youre fine hun! I found it very funny. Nothing can stop my gay yearning though

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lesbianhouseplant

4 months ago

What’s a tmra?-

If you call trans people “TMRAs” you are transphobic fullstop thanks for coming to my Tedtalk

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