Reblog To Immediately Assault Elias

reblog to immediately assault elias

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

Psychonauts AU where everything is the same but all of Vernon Tripe’s dialogue is delivered in ASMR whisper form.

Hey whatever you do don't think about an adult Dipper Pines turning up in London to give one of MANY statements to the Magnus Institute about his time in Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher, and all of his childhood trauma.

Don't think about him eventually deciding to get over it and work in the Archives considering he'd been spending an hour or so weekly just talking about his experience, so he may as well make it a full time thing. Don't think about him catching onto the Horrors and eventually becoming an Avatar of the Eye.

Don't think about how that mirrors his experiences with Bill Cipher. Don't think about how while he succeeded in defeating one eye entity, that didn't protect him from falling prey to another.

Don't think about it.