Lewis-fosdork - LEWIS!

I found the hl2 weapon font and wrote a story with it.

no..?

Here's a confession:

one time I stole my brother's M&M's cause he put them in my little bubble gum dispenser

I'm totally the victim, he was a poopy head.

HEY WAIT A SECOND

I took my little brothers gumball dispenser and put my M&Ms in it because they just fit and he left it on the floor to be broken so I fixed it. I HID IT AND THEY WENT THROUGH MY THINGS TO FIND IT, HE WENT ONTO MY BED AND UNDER MY PLUSHIES AND PILLOWS TO EAT MY CANDY AND TAKE THE DISPENSER

@lewis-fosdork IS THIS YOU????

Can't leave these people alone for two seconds i stg

we've all seen this joke a million times,

but

that one guy in the corner

why is he looking back like that?

14 dead. 28 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is probably being picked up by the East Point police about now.

Killing him wasn't worth the stain on my relatively new coat.

The trigger man's going down. I thought that would feel good. It did.

I don't know.

I think I picked the right side.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors.

Either way, I need a drink.