I'm Polish And I Don't Believe You Two, This Cannot Be Real

I'm Polish and I don't believe you two, this cannot be real

So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles

Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that

PSA

If you ever see me referring to a "Daniel" but I don't specify it as an actual person, there is no Daniel. It is just the name my brain substitutes whenever I have to be angry at a strawman

Talking about some bullshit issue and need to express my anger towards a specific repeating dumb comment?

"Shut up Daniel"

But there is no Daniel.

There has never been a Daniel.

But like, only a little right? Nothing to start a major war over?

Remember when in like 2020-ish Metal Gear Rising was cool again and everyone was talking and memeing about it

And how sometimes popular media quotes just become part of regular vernacular?

It's an absolute SHAME we didn't make "The death of a few soldiers is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over" into a saying

"I might be a little paranoid but it's nothing to start a major war over."

"Sure I have some gray hairs but nothing to start a major war over."

"Yeah it was a bit salty but nothing to start a major war over."

BABE WAKE UP THEY ARE GIVING THE ENDERMAN A BOYFRIEND