Lexaknoxville - Lexibug

this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

yeah….

oh I’m tryna swallow alright…

My Jackass girl headcanons

• Seriously the coolest person you will ever meet

• A real girl’s girl, and honestly prefers hanging out with women.

•“Do you see yourself as ‘one of the guys’, (name)?”

• “Ew. No.”

• Wouldn’t be dating any of the guys (That’s not to say that none of them have a crush on her) but probably has kissed most of them at some point for a dare or something , and has definitely seen all of their dicks and reminds them if they’re small during arguments

• If she’s dating anybody from that group, it would be someone on the outskirts, e.g Jess, Deron, CiG, Dico, Raab, VV, Mat Hoffman, Tony Hawk,, ...etc

• And if she’s into girls I can see her dating one of the guy’s sisters, which she will absolutely fucking rub in their face every chance she gets.

• Is probably in a Tampax ad that’s like “I can trust my tampons, even through the most extreme activities” *Rides a bike off of a fucking building*

• Definitely a sex symbol

•Tried to post a makeup tutorial on YouTube and the guys all fucking kept walking in and interrupting

• Does things like cook for the guys/ wash bedsheets/ sew holes in clothes in exchange for immunity from pranks for a couple of days. (Bam has never availed of this)

• “I wouldn’t promise that girl immunity from the COMMON COLD, even for a billion dollars”- Bam

• Was part of WildBoyz

• Because she’s an Animal lover

• “I know he’s pretty, (name), but you can’t cuddle with tigers.” - Tremaine

• T-SHIRTS WITH DUMB SHIT ON THEM.

• “They treat her like a baby sister 🥺” WRONG she gets the same treatment as everybody else, possibly even worse

• She lost her luggage once and had to wear different items of all the guy’s clothing for a week, far too large on her, saved by the grace of one of Bam’s belts.

•“Have we been sponsored by JNCOs or somethin’?”- Dunn

Elijah Mikealson Headcannons

- bro is definitely a family man (as seen so many times)

- if your cooking he comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you

- if you are crying he wipes your tears and holds your cheek

- he’s stubborn when infected by a wolf bite so if you stay with him he’ll try to tell you to go away. You do not oblige lmaoo

- when you’re feeling clingy you go lay in crook of his arms and you snuggle up as he reads

- I think your a witch and he’s a vampire troupe is cute kinda like bonzo :)

- he is very passionate I fear! He can be rough if he wanted to but I think he’s more aware of his strong he is

-he’s definitely a green flag

- he worships you like your a Greek Goddess

- if you two are in danger he lets you go ahead and attack first because he knows your powerful (I imagine him like standing in the shadow thinking “that’s my girl.”)

- he’s very touchy on the subject of some of his family’s past and does have problems opening up to some trauma but he knows your there for him

- bro definitely praises you :P

-since your human (don’t have to be just my hc) he’s obviously older but you don’t think nothing of it because he LOOKS like he’s in his late 20s #agegap

-bro was definitely written by a woman (THANK GOD)

- you’ve been hurt in the past so you’re a little hesitant on starting your romantic journey with him (spoiler alert, he’s the best boyfriend/husband ever)

- he loves bargaining or making deals for you

- sometimes I think you’d say “and they say chivalry is dead” as he stands there with a vampires heart in his hand 💀 (think of that one scene in the originals with Klaus and Elijah in like the first few episodes of season 1)

- okay that’s all I have so far