We Never Know About 2005 Wonka's Mother So I Would Say He Is A Demigod Of Hecate, So It Makes Sense Because

we never know about 2005 wonka's mother so I would say he is a demigod of hecate, so it makes sense because of how he's the only capable magical stuff person in a logical, non-fantasy world. and you can't tell me dr. wonka wasn't the one to summon hecate to move his entire house lmao.

the monsters simply avoid him because of how whimsy and unhinged he already looks. also the way he's probably the only one who knows such non-existent places like the loompa land (because that place is in his mother's domain) henceforth mere mortals don't acknowledge, so that's why it never exists in map. and he would run away from camp half blood out of spite after tasting nectar and ambrosia because he wants to make them himself.

okay pardon me I'm just a nerd who loves willy wonka and greek mythology...

"Oh yeah. It's very beautiful." 🎩🍫🍬

hecate as 2005 wonka's mother is actually my roman empire now. let me fw own overactive imagination. oh and the way willy's eyes are purple? (not canon but famously known, drawn and written in the fandom) and the colour has always been associated with sorcery and witchcraft (kinda, idk)

people assume I like johnny depp so that's why I love willy wonka too. no, I love johnny because of willy. there I said it. I also started watching timothee's filmographies in 2021 because of the announcement of him playing new wonka.

“oh I love catcf movie too!” YES BUT YOU DON'T FW IT LIKE I DO

I love wearing my Wonka merch out in public and people are like, "Oh? Do you like Willy Wonka?"

I try to explain to them concisely without going into it but it's so hard because, No.

I don't just like Willy Wonka. I'm obsessed with all the movies, all the books, the musical, the candy of my childhood--yes, I like the newest movie--

THERE IS SO MUCH TO SAY

PAK WONKA HELPPPPP 😭

STOPP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAOOO 😭😭😭

even in a different life, you still would've been mine

we would've been timeless