We Never Know About 2005 Wonka's Mother So I Would Say He Is A Demigod Of Hecate, So It Makes Sense Because

we never know about 2005 wonka's mother so I would say he is a demigod of hecate, so it makes sense because of how he's the only capable magical stuff person in a logical, non-fantasy world. and you can't tell me dr. wonka wasn't the one to summon hecate to move his entire house lmao.

the monsters simply avoid him because of how whimsy and unhinged he already looks. also the way he's probably the only one who knows such non-existent places like the loompa land (because that place is in his mother's domain) henceforth mere mortals don't acknowledge, so that's why it never exists in map. and he would run away from camp half blood out of spite after tasting nectar and ambrosia because he wants to make them himself.

okay pardon me I'm just a nerd who loves willy wonka and greek mythology...

down the block, there's an antique shop and something in my head said, "stop," so i walked in. on the counter was a cardboard box and the sign said, "photos: twenty-five cents each"

PAK WONKA HELPPPPP 😭

STOPP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAOOO 😭😭😭

people assume I like johnny depp so that's why I love willy wonka too. no, I love johnny because of willy. there I said it. I also started watching timothee's filmographies in 2021 because of the announcement of him playing new wonka.

“oh I love catcf movie too!” YES BUT YOU DON'T FW IT LIKE I DO

I love wearing my Wonka merch out in public and people are like, "Oh? Do you like Willy Wonka?"

I try to explain to them concisely without going into it but it's so hard because, No.

I don't just like Willy Wonka. I'm obsessed with all the movies, all the books, the musical, the candy of my childhood--yes, I like the newest movie--

THERE IS SO MUCH TO SAY

Tumblr Tuesday: Day of the Mushroom

Happy Tuesday, and a happy Day of the Mushroom to all who celebrate those delicious, brainy lifeforms. Whether you love them or loathe them, please feast your eyes on these delightful depictions of all manner of fungi—many but not all of which were created during @feefal's #funguary art challenge.

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