Bro, Riddle, You ARE The Anxiety- You Both Have It And Cause It

Bro, Riddle, you ARE the anxiety- you both have it and cause it

twst Incorrect quote #310

Riddle: “Do you have any tea?”

MC: “Yeah I have… Green Tea, Earl grey tea, Anxiety-“

Riddle: “I don’t want anxiety.”

MC: “Yeah I figured. I was just trying to get rid of it cause I don’t want it either.”

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Nah man- he doesn’t wanna start fights- he wants to silently laugh his ass off- he is a cat sitting next to a broken vase and acting innocent

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

SO I PLAY WAAAYYYYY TOO MUCH GENSHIN AND AT THIS POINT IM MAKING THEORIES SO HERE YOU GO! THEORY! :

At this point no future nations can have hypostasis because there is already one of every element, Venti killed the previous anemo archon, khannrians killed the previous electro archon, dragonspines archon died and thats why it's the way it is with celestias wrath, zhongli killed guizhong(a geo archon), kusanali made nahida dying in the process (i think thats how it works), natlans archon and fontains archons are new(not the originals) - possibly killed by ei because - For every hypostasis you can connect them to a dead archon, All except hydro and pyro we KNOW were killed by the archon or group that resides in the location of the hypostasis! WHAT IF HYPOSTASIS EXIST IN THE LOCATION WHERE THERE MOST RECENT PREVIOUS ARCHON DIED!? THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY THE PYRO HYPOSTASIS IS THE LEAST DAMAGED! THE PYRO ARCHON ONLY DIED RECENTLY! SAME FOR HYDRO!

Following this, WE MIGHT GET LORE RELATED TO WAR OF INAZUMA VS NATLAN AND FONTAIN! This would be the equivalent of America and france teaming against japan, Which happened in ww2. Considering fontains connection to technology and natlans obvious connection to explosives considering pyro inazuma might be in for some damage, specifically, NUCLEAR DAMAGE!

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Fwb Floyd who keeps giving you little gifts, and everyone around you is telling you he's down bad. But Floyd's always giving people things. Sure, others aren't getting pretty gemstones or things that suit your tastes (most of which have been mentioned in passing and so it's obvious he's clearly remembering these things), but you're certain there's nothing special to it.

Fwb Floyd who always moves your legs to wrap around his waist when he's fucking you in missionary. >:D he presses the softest of kisses to your neck if it's one of those slow, gentle days, and other times he's outright ruthless as he marks you up, sinking his teeth in to bloody your collarbones.

Fwb Floyd who would come and go, mercurial as a weather forecast, but now he seems to linger. Asking you if you have any plans after he's just rearranged your guts. Offering to get you water or a snack if you're hungry. You think it's just part of his aftercare (and it is), but he also wants to stick around longer and spend more time with you.

Fwb Floyd who always toes the line of love but never goes any further than what's necessary. And if you suspect anything, he sabotages his chances. Sometimes the words sound meaner than he intends them to be, everything played off as a casual joke. You're so used to his idea of humor that you never believe or trust him anymore when he does things that feel more like a lover than that of your fwb.

Fwb Floyd who, after so long, finally gathers the courage to confess. But when he does, you laugh at him because you think he's joking. "Nice try, but you're not going to surprise me with that cliché line," you tell him, and Floyd dies inside because everything he said came right from his heart and you don't believe him. So he laughs alongside you even though it hurts.

Fwb Floyd who stays in this arrangement even though there's love growing in abundance in his chest and he's been having to stifle it for so long now. He's not sure if he'll ever confess. Maybe it's better to stay like this. At the very least, it keeps you happy and doesn't leave room for any weird tension should he try to confess again.

Fwb Floyd who tries to tell himself it's okay if the two of you drift apart after you graduate because it's normal for these sorts of relationships. They won't always last forever. But he longs to spend his life with you. At the very least, he can continue dreaming.

My housemates are all out for dinner and I am left home alone, expected to make myself a meal with no clean pots or vegetables- however I have a stove- and a vague idea of how granola bars are made- and all the ingredients- I will update you all in how this ends OwO