So Bills Outfit Ideas To Get Someone Are;

So bill’s outfit ideas to get someone are;

Cover yourself in babies to prove your a provider

Wear two of everything (pants, hats,etc)

Cover yourself in teeth cuz calcium joke

And wear the tallest hat possible to assert/ signal dominance.

So imagine having an inter-dimensional triangle trying to manipulate seduce you one day when you come home from work by wearing the biggest fucking hat that has broken through your ceiling, and possibly your roof also, while wearing two bowties and chatting you up with the subject of Eels…

Bill: did you know that some species of deep sea Eels are bioluminescent and can actually produce their own light, which is mainly used for camouflage, communication and attracting prey?

You: what the fuck-

Bill: are you feeling seduced yet meat bag? *blinks at you flirty*

You: no, not really-

Psa: I’m loving this book so far.

BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS

Wonder why they let him keep the tophat and bowtie hmmm

He makes me feel things (agony)

Bill Cipher Canon Backstory in the year 2024???

Im so normal about it.

HEHEHEH IF I CRIED OVER THIS FIC THEN I'MA MAKE EVERYONE CRY OVER IT TOO

Finally decided to post this.

This was my final project for one of my college art courses.

It's based off the absolutely amazing masterpiece of a fanfic, His Empire of Dirt by @peariandpine

Spoilers for the fic as well as BLOOD WARNING below the cut

um um um gravity falls fans in chat...

A BODY TO PLAY WITH